Astleyanity: A Religion for Rickrolling?

This religion was founded in the prehistoric ages. Recent scribbles were engraved in a cave, which recently got unveiled. The carvings ranged in several languages suggesting the wide appreciation for this one god, who is worshiped by hundreds and thousands of keen fans. Although the commandments and holy scriptures were never published, scriptures on the walls of the arctic cave were translated into languages we understand.

Rick Astley, has been around since several thousand years ago. It was even proven that Rick Astley had a strong bond with such famous characters such as ‘Jebus’, and ‘Michael Jackson’. Although Rick Astley himself never came across great education, he managed to cope with half hearted parents, whose father beated his wife. Rick Astley set up several major camps across the world, none of them hit any major success.

His real success came in 14/10/1943, when a failed attempt to assassinate Hitler occurred. Hitler had just dodged the nuclear missile fired by Rick himself, only taking mere flesh wounds. It was also allegedly reported that Rick Astley took on Chuck Norris, beating him two-one in an arm wrestle.

The 10 commandments, of which one went missing have been found across several continents. They also have been discovered in several languages. Although the translation was not perfect, the vague idea of what they were will be posted here.

• Never give some on up.
• Never let someone down.
• Never run away from someone you love.
• Never desert someone who you care for.
• Never tell lies.
• Never become strangers to love.
• Never hurt someone.
• Got to make yourself understand
• Never take it from any other guy
• Never let your heart ache.

The lords prayer also happened to derive from Rick Astley’s original prayer.

These appeared the lyrics, although not one hundred percent accurate this is as far as we could translate.

Our Rick in Valhalla,
Sung be your name.
Your RickRoll come,
It will be done,
As many times a day.
Give us today our daily Rickroll.
Forgive us our sins
as we forgive those who Rickroll us us.
Lead us not to get Rickrolled,
but deliver us from evil.
For the kingdom, the power and to never give you up.
Now and for everickroll.

Arick

It is also required for this group to pray at least twice a day. If you can also make it, please visit our site at least once a day at www.bringvictory.com, or if that is down please visit www.smouch.net/lol.

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