Religion

How nice to know that the earth has not evolved very much. I look upon a half empty parking lot at the local fast food restaurant and i see seagulls killing each other for a french fry an elderly lady throws out of her window. Oh and by the way thanks a lot you old bitch. I’m sending you my car wash bill. Thanks to you those seagulls took a shit on my car hood. But my anger aside i thought to myself that we human beings are even worse then these seagulls. At least they kill each other in the name of food and survival.  We as a species kill each other mainly because we think our religion is better then everyone else’s.

It is a foregone conclusion that more people have died in the name of religion then any illness, disease or accident combined.   Mortal Kombat cant hold a candle to the Fatalities caused by mystical idolizing.  Some Religions even seduce their brainless cult members with sex.  some Islamic religions say that if you kill Americans or blow yourself up to destroy a strategic target waiting for you in heaven are some virgins waiting to have at it with you in some sick and perverted thoughtful handicap tag team sex match.  Common sense would dictate that if you are dead then your not in your body thus you cant use your dick.  Besides chances are that if the virgins were real we Americans would have fucked them already. most of you Islamic types cut off the clitoris from your wives so they don’t get sexual urges to cheat on you. And so in my opinion you don’t even deserve a fucking hand job. You my friend are lucky we don’t have a religion that commands us to come on over and cut your cocks off and shove em down your throats for what you do to women.

The fact of the matter is this. Religion is like masturbation, we should all practice it in a private place out of sight where we cant offend everyone. And sometimes you don’t even have to do it alone even every now and then bring in a girlfriend and show her how its done. But definitely don’t practice it with millions of people because you will definitely increase the chances of pissing someone off and then someone will get hurt.