10 Best Places for Sex

1. The shower – hot, wet and steamy. Ideal for passionate, erotic sex.

2. The top of the snooker table – always exciting, soft velvet and can be risky. Ideal for raunchy, daring sex.

3. The bed – standard, but does the job well, provides suspension and soft underneath. Also good as you can both fall asleep after. Ideal for good, satisfying sex.

4. In the car - can drive to a very quiet area and do it or just drive anywhere and do it wherever you want. Good for after a date if you both live far away from each other or there is a roommate at your place. Exciting and daring, engine noise can always cover sounds as well!  

5. In a field – take a picnic and put a rug out then when you are sure that no one comes by that way you can have adventurous, wild and risky sex.

6. Public toilets – debatebly a little unhygenic as public bathrooms are but if you are both out and horny then you can lock yourselves in and get to it for as little as 20p! Just try to not look exhausted when you both come out! And you could join the mile high club if you were both horny on the plane. Both great for quick, impulsive sex.

7. At work – if you and a sexy collegue are working late and everyone else has gone and you both feel horny, where better to do it then where you have been working all day! also when you return to work the next day you will look at your desk and smile. If you are looking for new, exciting, daring sex then this is the place for you.

8. In a hammock – great fun although possibly a little difficult with the swaying. But why not give it a go.

9. Hotel room – always a perfect place if you do not want any unexpected visitors, ex-girlfriends or your friends popping round to say hello. You will never get caught by some you do not want to find you and you can make a mess and not have to clear it up! great fun and secret.

10. In the sea – make sure you go deep enough though! you can have sex under the water with your shoulders out of the water and look like you two are just playing in the water, very good as well as it is subtly because you do not even have to take many clothes off.  Great for a quick shag.