10 Most Embarrassing Moments During Intercourse

10. “Some girl thought it was a good idea to chew on my c*ck instead of sucking it. Obviously losing your boner is up there as well.”

9.  ”I was doing my gf from behind and leaning over her, suddenly she arches her back and smacks me in the mouth knocking my front tooth in half. Had to go to the dentist to get it fixed, about six weeks later she does it again and it was back to the dentist again.”

8.  ”Her dad walking in whilst I was up the wrong ‘un”

“Holding my ex up in a standing 69 position her mum walked, I was so shocked I dropped her and then we all just froze in an awkward silence until her mum looks at me and says “you’ve got to leave in 15 minutes”"

“My ex’s Mum walked in and started screaming at us to get out of the bed. My ex got all embarrassed and was like, erm well, I can’t. She was screaming at me to get out of the bed, he was shouting at me to stay. I didn’t know what to do.”

“Bf’s mum walked in, he was on top. He then proceeded to have a conversation with her while still inside me. I don’t know if it was more awkward for his mum or me…”

(And many others involving family members or friends ‘walking in’ during action)

7. “Said her sister’s name, I honestly wanted to die. Even worse is that they’re identical twins and initially I spent loads of time with both of them.” 

6. “I came on her stomach in the shape of a smiley face. That was actually… so awesome.”

5. “On the living room floor, getting really into it…. his dog comes along and starts humping his leg. We shove the dog off several times…obviously jealous”

4. “My and my ex were at it when his brother just walked in without knocking to ask if we wanted any soup, my ex (whilst still inside me) then went on to ask his brother what type of soup it was, pondered for several minutes before deciding he didn’t want any, then his brother went ‘and what about that thing?’ (referring to me, who’d been going out with his brother for two years), but I didn’t want any soup either. Then my ex’s brother just went ‘all the more for me then’ and walked away, leaving the door wide open.”