10 of The Best: Sex Toys R Us

It’s amazing what you can find when you’re quietly reading the newspapers over a mid morning cup of coffee.  I have no idea how I stumbled across this little gem. 

I promise you, I didn’t go looking for this sexy little article but it was as if my mouse mat became a Ouija board and my mouse became the glass.  Once the cursor was over the link, my spirit guide whispered in my ear “click it, click it, click it”!!!!  I tried to resist but I think my curiosity must have got the better of me.  I looked guiltily around to make sure no-one was watching (even though there was only me, my partner and my cat in the house) and … click, I was there!

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/love-sex/sex-industry/the-ten-best-sex-toys-939780.html?action=Popup&ino=1

The satin spanker looked quite interesting but at £20 I thought perhaps a small wooden chopping board covered with an old oven glove would work out cheaper.  However, for those of you out there looking for a little ’something interesting for the weekend’ or bearing in mind Christmas is coming, you might like to consider these.  I would recommend though that, if you’re buying them for Christmas/birthday presents you make sure parents and grandparents are safely out of eyeball range.

There’s not much more I can add but what I can say is, being a very naive sort of a girl from good rural stock, it was an eye opener for me.  I didn’t know such toys existed … honest!!!!!  The closest I ever had to a sex toy was a Baby Magic doll which I received one Christmas in the late 1960s.  With a stroke of a magnet across her stomach she was able to wet her nappy.  My word, how things have progressed since then!

By the way, I thought I’d bring a little ‘culture’ to such a sordid subject – I added the above picture of Van Gogh’s ‘The Brothel’.