Christian Disney Movie Conspiracy Theorists

Some people think Disney movies are filled with sexual innuendos;

I think those people should just go back to their Nintendos.

For, it is treason to disrespect Walt Disney’s brilliance;

It is easy to pick on him because he is dead and has no resilience.

Don’t talk against the hero who created Mickey Mouse;

If you do, you are really quite a louse.

You have nothing more important in your life than criticizing cartoons;

You are really quite a goon.

For, Walt Disney was a magical artist and storyteller;

Who is even more famous that Helen Keller or Sarah Michelle Geller.

It is mostly religious people who come up with conspiracy theories;

They are quite ignorant and dreary.

Either they are ignorant Christians or boring housewives;

Who have nothing important to do with their lives.

I have known people in my life who see sex in Disney movies;

I really feel that these people are far from groovy.

It is mostly religion which gets people into trouble;

And anything happening in the world bursts their self-righteous bubble.

People need to leave Disney alone;

Obviously, they have mental problems that are full-blown.

People need to stick to their little worlds of babies and puppies;

To dog chew toys and sucky cuppies.

Christian mothers are the worst kind;

These people, I would like to leave behind.

For, they do nothing to earn cash;

And they justify any decision that is rash.

I feel sorry for their offspring;

And all of the insanity that their religion brings.

For, they want to raise an army of Christian soldiers;

And will drive their children insane so that they want many worse drugs than Folger’s.

I think Christian Disney conspirators just suffer from sexual deprivation;

They are claiming to be angry; but, from anger; they are taking a vacation.

I think that they are very much sexually deprived;

A sexless marriage; they have survived.

For, no one is entitled to touch the almighty Christian goddess on her pedestal;

Of bologna; she is full.

So, if you are a preachy religious person; just stick your almighty criticism up your hiney;

Because you are just grouchy and whiney.

You are entitled to live your life, and I am entitled to live mine;

And hopefully, our lives won’t intertwine.

Judgemental people should just keep to themselves;

If you are a judgemental Christian; I can’t wait for your ashes to sit upon a shelf.

So, leave me alone; I will live my life and you can live yours;

I can’t handle people who have judgemental attitudes flowing out of their pours.

I am one of those people;

But, I don’t live my life praying under the steeple.

But, I won’t bother you if you don’t bother me;

You and I are free to disagree.

It is best if religion doesn’t come up in our relationship;

That really, truly isn’t very hip.

For, respectable friends know to stay away from controversial issues;

Because it will most likely end up in one or the other collecting bloody tissues.

If you don’t respect another; just leave them alone;

Or you will develop a problem that is full-blown.