How To Know If Your Parents are Still Having Sex
by Tell tale signs that your oldies are still having a sexy snuggle between the sheets. Six sexy secrets that will betray what you think they are trying to hide from you – OR what you would prefer remained a secret.
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Do they duck off for a weekend together occasionally?
There’s no better way to rekindle a flame than to take a break from the world and just slip into complete relaxation mode. Those hotels they are visiting are definitely designed to spice up a dip in demand. Fresh towels, spa baths, swimming pools, skimpy swimsuits, alcohol and someone else cooking the dinner – all a recipe for debauchery.
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Do they dance with each other?
I don’t mean does Dad do his fabulous gyrating helicopter impressions while Mum watches on wishing he was not attracting quite so much attention. Do they hold each other and do the slow dances? The cuddle up close and hold me in your arms slow dances that just make you so embarrassed to watch them. A great sign that there’s some Bosa Nova in the bedroom!
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Do you ever see them holding hands?
Do they reach for each others hands when they walk along the beach, in a shopping centre, going out to dinner? Then they still love to touch each other and reach for each other as they snuggle up! One touch leads to another and before you know it – Vavoom!
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Do they text silly messages to each other?
Not to encourage you to ever look at anyone’s private text messages BUT if they are sending each other little love notes over the airwaves the writing may as well be on the wall. They are doing it!
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Is there a bottle of massage oil in their bathroom or bedroom?
OK – now the cat is really out of the bag! If it is lavender oil, sort of soft and silky and lovely to touch, I can tell you it is not for Dad’s sore back or Mum’s aching legs. You would be surprised just what they can do with that stuff!
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Secret whispers
Ah Ha – this is the clincher. If you think they are closing the door to block out your music or the TV when Mum whispers to Dad “Let’s have an early night” – you could be right. My bet is they are using your noise as a cover!
And if they are – good on them! It is probably what keeps them sane trying to raise teenagers!
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