Penis Complains – I Want More to be Paid for My Job

The Penis is very much frustrated by the amount of pay salary he gets and complains to the management that he wants a raise in his salary, hence, writes a letter.

Dear Sir,
  I, the reproductive organ of males, the Penis, would like to request for the raise of salary due to the following reasons:

I work physically in tough places.
I have to work in areas which are deep.
I am the one who puts my head first in whatever I do.
I do not get any holidays or vacation during Saturdays and Sundays and also during public holidays.
I am the one who has to work in a wet and damp atmosphere.
I do not even get paid extra when I work overtime.
I do my work in places which are dark and ill ventilated.
I am the one who works at very hot places of high temperature.
My work also makes me probable to various infectious diseases.

Yours Faithfully,
Penis

After receiving the letter from the penis, the penis gets a response from the concerned authority.

Dear Penis,

I successfully read and understood the request you had sent, but it is sad to inform that we do not accept your request about the raise in your salary and reject it due to many reasons such as:

You do not work in fixed time for continuously 8 hours.
You tend to fall asleep after doing your job for just a short time.
You are not always ready to follow the order which the authority orders.
You don’t stay in the place that is allocated to you and have witnessed that you visit other areas too.
You never take any steps to start doing your work yourself and need to be stimulated and pressure to make you do your job.
We had noticed that after your job is complete, you leave your job place in a mess.
You do not always obey to the strict orders that the management gives, like wearing the protective clothing you need to wear during your job.
You do not work double shift too.
We have noticed that you sometimes leave your job before it is completed.
And finally, we have noticed that you enter and leave the job with a very suspicious looking two bags every time.

Sincerely,
The Management