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Sex on the Brain?

Comic enlightenment for all you ladies wondering what we are thinking. Do we actually think about anything else? Find out the scary truth.

Sex on the brain?

A question that most women ask as they have to suffer his wandering eyes at the mall, his obvious appreciation at the sight of a beautiful woman on TV, or his inappropriate comments whilst driving. “Is that all you ever think about?” “You’ve got a one track mind” and of course the classic,” “am I not enough for you” are all typical reactions to this universal male condition, sex on the brain.

I have heard many times the popular myth that men think about sex every seven seconds!! Whoopie-do; as a man, I would say at LEAST every seven seconds, and for how long? We can fantasise for hours on end and still drive, work, have a conversation and even fantasise while we are having sex!!!! So really we are constantly thinking about sex and every now and then we take a break; for about seven seconds.

The bottom line here ladies is that ITS OUR JOB!. Just like mowing the lawn, taking out the trash and unblocking drains. If we weren’t doing so then what chance does mankind have for pro-creation?? The future of the planet depends on our ever readiness to fulfil our cosmic obligation and given the unpredictable nature of you ladies it’s a good job we are in a state of perpetual willingness.

So the next time you ask your man what he is thinking, save your breath. Just be happy that he is doing what comes naturally for the greater good and you never know, he might just be thinking about you.

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  1. denus

    On January 20, 2009 at 3:34 pm


    great article!

    cheers

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