Sex Secrets

I know you all think of me as a regular stud, a player, a poetic soul, a professional writer, part-time actor, one-time professional singer, an excellent amateur gynecologist, a cunning linguist and a master debater . . . and you’re all absolutely right.  But seriously, folks,  a lot of it was NOT just an accident of genetics.  A lot of it only came about because I applied my education and honest effort.

That’s why when I read and learn something about having a—whaddayacallit?—relationship or gettin’ some I feel the need to share.  (I’m an Eagle Scout (’76) so it’s also like I am doing a good deed!)  So when I once again came across an interesting article of erotic information in my e-mail I knew I had to once more take digits to desktop and fill in my fantastic fans and followers.

Men will want to read this because they might not know these torrid tips.  Women might want to read this because they need to know what their men are reading and how their men are thinking.  It also will allow the lovely ladies to add their own opinions at the end, of course!

Here then, are three sex secrets:

1.      Most Women Will Never tell You If You Are bad In Bed! 

It’s true!  Whether they love you too much, are afraid of losing you, don’t want to appear to care so much about sex like MEN do, don’t care whether YOU please them because they’re doing ME behind your back or something else. . . they just won’t come right out and tell you.

Shawna Lee, Penthouse Pet of the Month for July 2008 and well-known porn star, admits this to be true.  She offers an “honest confession – while we’ll complain for hours to our girlfriends about how clumsy and clueless you are in the bedroom… we will never, ever, EVER tell you!”

Lee offers yet another reason why women will never tell you that you’re lacking in the Love Department.  “Why? Well we know guys have fragile egos, so we’ll usually rather put up with ‘average’ sex than tell you and risk hurting your feelings. After all, we can always just fake like we are enjoying it.”