Sex Secrets

While we understand that women who are young and immature go for the bad boy type, there never seemed to be any real reason behind the women who dated jackasses.  (You might recall the Joe Jackson song: “Is She Really Going Out With Him?”)  Lee had an explanation: “Have you ever heard about a girl who is with a total jerk… but she just won’t break up with him?   It’s almost ALWAYS because he’s great in bed, no lie.”

Experts agree that this is surely one of if not “the only surefire way to CHEAT-PROOF your relationship, and keep a woman interested in you and only you for as long as you desire.”  To summarize: make her c*m and she won’t ever go!

3.      When You Give Your Woman Orgasms, She Becomes Sexually Addicted To You!

Yes, this is true!  Knowing full well my readers might not take the word of your truly, your professor of perversion and lustful leader, I once more consulted our friendly neighborhood porn starlet Miss Lee.  She concurred, adding “We LOVE sex. If you need proof of this, think about how loudly we scream when we’re getting off! Those aren’t screams of pain you know.”

When asked to elucidate, she added “99% of men are TERRIBLE in bed.  Because of this, it is very RARE that we get to have great sex.  So when we do find a man who can give it to us… WE WANT TO DO HIM ALL THE TIME!”

In my last live-in, long-term relationship, for example, I was doing the hokey-pokey three times a day during the work week and five times a day on the weekends and holidays.  I considered myself lucky more than I considered myself talented.   While it IS true that women often are clueless regarding some subjects, this erotic actress was certainly a reliable source in this case and even shed some light on this frequent sex phenomenon.

“I’m sure you’ve heard of couples who have sex 3 or more times a day. Well in most cases… it’s we ladies who are initiating it!”

Knowing full well she had caught my attention, Lee continued: “It’s because we love it… and when we are lucky enough to find the rare man who knows how to give us those amazing orgasms we crave… watch out! We want you inside of us ALL THE TIME!”

Gosh.  Well, thank you dear.  That’s flattering but there are only so many hours in a day and I’m not as young as I used to be when I worked in the industry, you know? 

So the point here is if you are giving a girl what she wants and needs she will become addicted to you and need a fix of your “filler” on a regular basis.  Be warned though, gentlemen, no matter what kind of shape you’re in you will end up both exhausted and happy at the same time.  Hopefully you have a job that is not overly physically exerting.

So there you have it, folks.  To summarize: Women won’t tell you if you suck (in a BAD way), if you make your lady c*m then she won’t go and, in fact, she will become hooked on your hammer and want to be nailed numerous times throughout the day. 

Dr. Love has spoken!

Class dismissed—except for YOU in the front row with the short skirt—have a good day, boys and girls!