What Not to Do During Sex

I soon got the picture that some people actually do tell their partners that there not happy with whats happening in the bedroom. So i thought i would come up with a top 10 to help you not make them mistakes within your bedroom antics.

Top 10 DO NOT in the bedroom

1. Under an circumstances don’t shout out another man/woman’s name.
2. Don’t neglect and selfish, Think of each other and what you both want during sex.
3. Do not forget you sex partners name, As shows your not interested and your only using that sex partner for one thing.
4. Don’t pass wind while having sex be polite and leave the room.
5. Do not compare your past ex partners actions to your current
6. Hygiene is very important and a turn off if not clean on both parties.
7. Don’t say stupid things like ” You remind me a lot like my mother” or ” Tell me how hard i am in you “.
8. Under no circumstances don’t watch television/porn while having sex, keep your eyes on your partner as not flattering and know as very rude.
9. Don’t leave your socks on when getting into bed to have sex. Survey of 98.5% shows that is a massive turn off to most men/women. So take them off when getting into bed!
10. Talking to much, keep it to a minimum as sometimes less is more.

Like most people we all have our bedroom dramas some great some not so, Not only men who get these bedroom antics wrong so ladies take it in too. Think of my top 10 do nots next time your about to climb into bed with that special person, Don’t! Then be warned you might put them off and never see them again! Until next time readers, happy reading”.

                            Edward Johnathon Woodward

                                        sex columnist