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Why Masturbation is Better Than Sex

In some cases, giving yourself some lovin’ can be better than the "real thing." There are just so many things you have to worry about when having sex that sometimes you might find that it would be better to just take care of business yourself, without having to worry about any possible negative consequences or keeping your partner satisfied.

In some cases, giving yourself some lovin’ can be better than the “real thing.” There are just so many things you have to worry about when having sex that sometimes you might find that it would be better to just take care of business yourself, without having to worry about any possible negative consequences or keeping your partner satisfied.

Here is a list of reasons why masturbation can be an even better alternative to sex with a partner!

1. You can’t get yourself pregnant.

2. You don’t have to take yourself out to dinner first (but you can if you can if you want!)

3. You don’t have to cuddle or talk to yourself afterward.

4. You can’t give yourself an STD.

5. Through the power of imagination, you can have as many partners as you want (separately or at the same time!) with no dire consequences.

6. You (probably) don’t have to worry about your hand (or vibrator) cheating on you.

7. If you can’t perform one night, no one has to know.

8. Likewise, no one ever needs to know about any “inadequacies” you may have.

9. If you change your mind after all in said and done, you don’t have to worry about you accusing yourself of rape.

10. You never have to pay yourself for sex.

(Yes, this article was mostly meant as a joke, in response to my previous article, 10 Reasons Masturbation is Good for You, which receives a lot of views.)

For further reading, check out these related articles regarding sexuality:

10 Reasons Masturbation is Good for You

10 Reasons Sex is Good for You

Myths About Masturbation

10 Places to Never Have Sex

Female Ejaculation: The Holy Grail of Female Sexual Arousal

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