Women: Wiser Than Men?
Its about who is wiser among the two, and who puts in more effort in a married life?
ARE MEN WISER THAN WOMEN ??I BET YOU ON THAT!
EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20,
even though it’s only for $32.50. None of them will have anything
smaller and none will actually admit they want change back,Just for the sake of it.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators,of course it’s a better idea?
MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need but it’s on sale.WELL,for u to decide the wiser one.
BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste,
shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is hundred. A
man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.That’s a mans’s problem ,I think!!
ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.This one’s for u to decide again?
FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.That’s how it is. WHY? HMMM….I don’t know!
SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.We all know, its damn true
MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does.Proves a women does things beyond expectations, and men—- phew……… not the least!!!!
DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the
trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals,Who the hell stops him from doing so?
NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.So,whats your take on that?
OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about
dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods,
secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.I think shame on such a thing …
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two
people remembering the same thing!
Both should remember their own mistake and try not to repeat them honestly !
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