An Observation of Human Behavior

14. The Sausage Crew

Guys, showing your junk off is not only showing what an incredible nasty person you are, but can sometimes actually work against you if you are trying to impress a woman by wearing spandex. Don’t forget that you may seem to be “all that” while standing outside on a warm day, but the minute you enter that store with the nice cool air conditioning, you have just sabotaged yourself.

15. The Repeaters

Have you ever watched a talk show like “Maury” and wondered why people jump up and yell out something like “don’t hate” over and over again? It’s as if they can’t say anything just the one time. This phenomena intrigued me for the first few years I saw it until it came to me that these people obviously have never truly been listened to and understood, so in order to get the point across, they repeat it over and over again. My advice to these people would be to seek some sort of counselor so they have someone who will really listen to them. Hopefully this will put an end to the annoying “repeater” syndrome.

16. The Dragons

These are the people that are either allergic to their toothpaste or are of Dragon decent judging by the way your face melts as they talk to you. If you are unfortunate enough to have a friend of Dragon descent, you might want to keep a pack of gum or Tic-Tacs on you for future encounters.

17. The Emos

We all have our problems, some big, some small, but there are people out there that would literally crumble if they even tried to smile. It is to these people that I say “Get on with your life and stop finding every reason on earth to be depressed. Try visiting a children’s hospital once. It might just show you how insignificant your problems really are.”

18. The Saboteurs

No matter how many other lives you destroy, no matter how many people you slander, it will NEVER make you look any better to others.

19. The Posers

There are many people in this world, that for whatever reason feel the need to be somebody else. And some do it no matter how silly it may seem. My advice is to just be who you really are and stop trying to be someone else. Posers are easily spotted and you aren’t fooling anyone.

20. The Borrowers

We’ve all had to borrow something from someone at some point and time in our lives, but then there are people I like to call “The Borrowers” that make it a way of life. These are the people that never seem to have an ounce of butter, a squirt of milk or anything else of their own, causing them to be at your door each day to borrow something else. It’s one thing to be poor and in need of help, and it’s quite the other to be too cheap or lazy to get your own at the store. Which category do you fall into?

These are just a few of the observations I have made in my life. You may have encountered some of these yourself, others you may not have. But it’s for sure that our world is going to hell in a handbag.

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