Bad Behavior or Human Nature?

The bible is the most shoplifted book in the USA.

If you ever consider insurance fraud, stop and consider this. A clothing store owner asked his friend to shoot him in the arm, as a part of the phony robbery in the store. He should have had a friend with better aim. He was shot in the chest. He survived, only to have his girlfriend give him up to police.

Police in Wisconsin arrived at the house of a mother for dunking her 11 year olds head in the toilet. Upon questioning, the mother told the police to go ahead and take the kids, she hadn’t had a vacation in 13 years! Did she think that she would serve her time at Six Flags??

A man charged with murder escaped from police custody. The Chief issued the following statement. “He is no more dangerous than any other murderer”.

Think of all possibilities before stealing something. A man stole a car from a repair shop. It was getting a new paint job and the employee had left the keys in it. Unfortunate the thief didn’t know that the car was also suppose to get new brakes. He flew down the street, through 2 stop lights and crashed into another car. No brakes. Oh well…

As is surviving in the after math of Katrina was not bad enough, a man who used an abandoned boat to rescue 200 stranded people is being sued. Yes, sued. The owner of the boat says that his insurance will only cover about ½ the cost of the boat and that the Good Samaritan should step up to the plate and pay the rest. Did I mention something about humanity declining?

Stupid perverts. A woman discovered that her husband was drugging her and then defiling her when she found the pictures and files on their home computer. Yikes!

A insurance company employee was sitting in his cubicle, playing with the gun he brought to work and accidentally shot himself in both legs. I doubt if his insurance policy would cover that…

As for the male principal of a catholic high school that was caught on the stroll late one night in his fish net stockings, wig and otherwise streetwalker clothes, a fellow priest said “After all, it is the Halloween season”.