Cupid Cloned at Last!

Cupid Cloned:

Call it the materialisation of man’s wildest dream on earth–cloning of a cherubic Cupid, naked with real wings (speed 500 r.p.m.) and the Golden Heart Bow with arrow! Wow! They come in both sexes with a wee bit of sex revealed, as in babies. And most appropriate, they come in four colors : black, white, brown and yellow.

Cupid Technologies:

The Ice-powered lab in the Polar zone of Antartica has been in operation for the last three years. The first live prototype was Puck, a male cupid named after the mischievous character of Shakespeare’s Mid Summer Night’s Dream. The cloning has been done strictly in lab-controlled conditions, using human placentas as is done in bionic stem-cell implant culture. To develop the small fluffy wings, yes, you may have guessed it right, bird’s egg embryo was used. Don’t be surprised the donors were the black swallow, the white duck, the brown sparrow and the yellow canary. Ozono is black male cupid and Ozonee, the female black cupid; Puck is the male white cupid while Puckee is the female white cupid; Chandan is the brown male cupid and Chandni is the female brown cupid; Bon Hien is the yellow male cupid and Bona Hyena is the female yellow cupid.

Cupid Systems:

To activate the Cupid Systems one can use a simple Camera Phone and SMS cupidlove to 69696969(space) Dr. Love Match. The messages will reach within 50 seconds flat. Dr. Match will guide the user to reach the target using Cupid Systems embedded boy or girl cupid of the user’s choice. In turn the chosen cupid will appear before the target person and shoot the golden arrow from the heart-bow, into his/her heart. Wow! its a sure hit and its Love! Six languages can be used for SMS, viz: English, French, Spanish, Hindi, Arabic and Hebrew. The only problem is that if the same target has already been hit with a Cupid’s arrow by some other competitor/rival, nothing will happen. A blue ribbon will be sent to the sender, having a regret locket. Cost of the Cupid Hiring is only $69, and it definitely works and lasts a lifetime.

Conclusion:

Cupid Technologies may sound like a stupid invention of some mad scientist, but it is not. It is actually the marriage of science fiction, idiosyncrasy unlimited and emergent technology unleashed. Perhaps this should serve as an eye-opener to the jealous scientists’ fraternity of West Bengal and India who drove Dr. Mukherjee to suicide. Now last but not least, I must clear your remaining doubts. Yes, this is a science fiction, a spoof. Enjoy.