Debris Field of Brown (Anatomy of a Defecation Into a Porcelain Toilet Bowl)
by Goodness gracious!!! Why has this been chosen as subject matter fit to write something about, much less even talk about? Well, I’ll tell you why.
Everybody poops, which by the way is the title of a children’s book. Humans, like our ape relatives, are creatures of curiousity, and being such we pay attention not only to what goes into our bodies, but what comes out of our bodies as well. Medical science deems it a subject worthy of study, both the “insies” and the “outsies,” but we are not concerned here with what goes in, only insofar as it affects what comes out.
No doubt you have all seen — or at least heard of — that infamous “Two Girls and a Cup” video. Personally, I thought it lacked realism, and looked more like an ice cream dispenser rather than an actual defecating anal opening, or anus.
What is the bodily function of the large intestine? It is to remove liquid from your stool, making it more solid. Sometimes irritation of intestinal tissue causes peristalsis — the wave-like motion of the intestines that causes the digesting food to move through the intestines themselves — to speed up, thus not giving the stool the requisite time in the large intestine for an adequate amount of liquid to be removed from the stool. This in turn causes the stool to be not well-formed, being more liquidy than solid. Add to this equation the pressure forcing this semi-liquid or totally liquid stool out through a dilating circular muscle, or sphincter, and you have an effect not unlike a child’s toy known as a squirt gun. Hence, the resultant debris field as displayed on the inner white porcelain surface of the toilet bowl.
Don’t deny it. I know you’ve looked. Who are you trying to kid? Just another factoid FYI.
Hey, at least it’s not another fake Jackie Chan death report!
There are eight letter “Q’s” in this article.
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Rhodora Bande also writes at Online Writing Ideas
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On April 9, 2011 at 3:32 pm
You are a bad girl, now I have to find the 8 Q’s. lol
LCM Linda
On April 9, 2011 at 10:42 pm
Interesting topic. I like the way you wrote it. An enjoyable read.
lapasan
On April 10, 2011 at 2:51 am
Good discussion, and I agree with you.
ruth
On April 10, 2011 at 10:00 am
Reading the title, I thought this was all about the aftermath of a bloody war. I love the humor in this. Induced a huge smile, this one.
Jerry Bradford aka Jerry Atrixx
On April 10, 2011 at 9:44 pm
Ow! I am surprised by you
Every time I turn around you turn the prism so one sees a different hue.
Freethinking
On April 11, 2011 at 6:16 am
And now we have the inside scoop on poop. I feel so relieved.
gvgatchalian
On April 11, 2011 at 11:09 am
LOL I am eating right now and it took all my energy to digest what you are saying. Very well-said..and I love the way you pointed out those fake, misleading articles
Melinda J
On April 11, 2011 at 2:21 pm
Interesting article. Thanks for sharing.
researchanalyst
On April 11, 2011 at 2:47 pm
I lost my cell phone in a toilet bowl once,
Brewed Coffee
On April 13, 2011 at 1:17 am
Found the 8 “Q’s” on the 3rd counting as my eyes are playing around with me. Okay, what was I reading about? Oh yeah, Jackie..nope…that’s not it. Ah yes. It’s a good thing my stomach is not so affected with my vivid imagination as I just had lunch. Good thing I cannot smell what I read. This is a pretty interesting article on poop…and I like the creative ending as well.
FX777222999
On April 13, 2011 at 8:17 am
Nice piece to digest and really matter.
dame016
On April 14, 2011 at 5:04 am
Amusing article. FOund the 8 Q’s on the first read.
Okay.
I used Ctrl+F
Sharif Ishnin
On April 16, 2011 at 4:30 am
I knew that in the far reaches of the galaxy and deep in the bowels of the universe, there are still many mighty secrets still unknown to man. A messy secret well explored and researched. lol.