Funny Differences Between Men and Women
by The funny and social differences between men and women. How each differs socially.
- Say the prom dance is coming up, if you’re a GIRL that hangs out with a group of 5 other girls, and one of the girls doesn’t have a date, the other four will gather up as a team to find that one girl a date for the prom. But if you’re a GUY that hangs out with a group of 5 dudes and one of them doesn’t have a date, the other four will make fun of him and tell him “MAN I can’t believe you don’t have a date yet!! Haha!! What’s wrong with you?!”
- If you are a GIRL and you are sitting with all your “girlfriends” and one of them needs to use the bathroom, everyone else will go to the bathroom to keep her company. If you’re a GUY and you’re hanging out with your bros and one of them says they have to go to the bathroom, no one acknowledges it. And if a GUY dares to ask if someone wants to come, the next thing coming to him will be a punch to the neck and him getting yelled at for being called gay.
- When GIRLS go to malls, they like to take their time to look at things even though they came to the mall to buy one or two things. GIRLS leave the mall with about twice as many things as they said, and also the Starbucks coffee cup they drank when they met up with a friend on accident. When GUYS go to the mall, they have one thing in mind and that is what they are coming to the mall for. GUYS go in, get it, and leave. And if they see a friend while they’re there, they will just nod their heads to each other and walk away.
- If you’re a GIRL whose relationship just ended, you will cry your heart out to all her friends and all together write a poem about how men are so dumb and stupid. A week later she can totally be over it. If you’re a GUY, five months after the breakup on a Saturday night will send his ex a letter saying how much he hates her and how she was so rude to him and never REALLY understood him. Then the following day will write another one saying how he is so sorry and wishes he could be with her and lists the reasons that he started to like her.
- If you’re a GIRL and you just finished taking a test or finished a worksheet, you will spend your free time either reading a book, or filling in the circles of the letters in the whole assignment with your pencil. If you’re a GUY, you will finish the exam and either put your arm on the exam and put your head on your arm and sleep, or flip the page over to where its blank and draw a “sick” war scene or your favorite sports team logo.
- All GIRLS follow the “law of girls” which states you are not allowed to date any of your friends ex boyfriends forever. But if you’re a GUY who is trying to hook up with your friends ex, you start to estimate the amount of time they have been broken up for. And once you start going out with her, your friend will come up to you and say “dude, how could you?!” and your answer will be “dude she doesn’t like you anymore and you guys have been broken up for like…ever.”
- If you’re a GIRL and your groups of friend’s names are Catherine, Jenny, Mary, and Amy, you refer to them as Catherine, Jenny, Mary, and Amy. If you’re a GUY and your friends names are John, Bill, Ted, and Brian, you refer to them as, Monkeybutt, Looser, Godzilla, and Douche.
- If you’re a GIRL and you get lost while driving, you will stop at the next gas station or ask the next “decently” looking person walking on the street. If you’re a GUY and you get lost, you keep driving until you find your way, and you never admit that you’re lost.
- And finally, if you’re a GIRL, you will sometimes admit your mistakes. The last GUY to admit his mistakes was George Washington cutting down his tree.
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Post CommentTim
On April 20, 2008 at 9:25 pm
haha this is so classic
jackie
On April 26, 2008 at 2:46 am
hhahaha..very funny yet true
floop
On April 27, 2008 at 7:45 am
see, guys are much more fun. Oh, and I did used to draw war scenes across the back of all my exams. More “epic” than “sick” though.
Sammy
On April 27, 2008 at 7:42 pm
haha i love it! it really does make sence
nobert bermosa
On May 20, 2008 at 6:29 pm
funny,thanks
keep writing bro
Lost in Arizona
On August 8, 2008 at 7:18 pm
Cute. I see things have changed much since I was last in high school.
Unofre Pili
On August 8, 2008 at 7:50 pm
Nice article. Reminds me of my high school days.
Judy Sheldon
On August 8, 2008 at 9:24 pm
There is quite a lot of truth in this and humor too.
tonisan60
On August 8, 2008 at 10:05 pm
You know? you are a very good observer, and that is the first priority to become an excelent writer; writers talk about things that common people does not see or even realize that can be.
So you have what it is needed for being an excelent writer, all you have to do is continuing doing it; and you also need to read a lot, see how other people do what you want to excel on, so if you continue practicing in writing and reading, the only thing I can forecast for you is exit and fame.
This article is very funny, and well expressed.
My claps and congratulations for a very nice work, keep writing and remember that is the practice the one that makes the master.
DondarXlover
On August 8, 2008 at 11:22 pm
lol nioce, but actualy the last guy to admit he was wrong was my bf the last time i got mad at him lol. Its definitly a good piece.
eddiego65
On August 9, 2008 at 9:55 am
Impressive! You are quite an observant fellow! Keep up the good work!
Westbrook
On August 9, 2008 at 11:00 am
I like your article. It’s very humorous but quite true. I can relate to all of it. A very simple explanation (not trying to be deep) why girls and guys are so different is nature. Females are natually more connected to, and supportive of each other due to their “nesting” tendencies or drive. Males, on the other hand, are generally loners. Their natuaral tendency is to protect the nest, so to speak. Males are mostly in competition with each other, while females tend to support each other.
Westbrook
atherios
On August 9, 2008 at 11:58 am
funny but so true.
keep up the good work
Angel
On August 10, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Very cute article.
zelliot
On August 11, 2008 at 10:02 am
hey there! nice article, really funny and i could totally relate to all of it! your sense of humour matches that of my boyfriend, haha! good luck on ur writing! =)
Susan B. Anna
On August 13, 2008 at 9:20 pm
Very good piece, made me laugh a lot as you basically nailed the girl scenario. So far you’ve gotten off to a great start, so never give up if you truly find it rewarding, as we all do. Next time you visit leave a comment, so I can tell you were there, as I tend to forget to check my mail at times, and thanks for the compliment.
Jessica Starkins
On August 22, 2008 at 1:11 pm
very true and its nice to see you havn’t insulted us girls becuase of our behaviour
your an honest writer
thnx for the message.
NINJA
On September 2, 2008 at 4:38 pm
haha, this is pretty funny
Gerlaine
On September 15, 2008 at 12:43 pm
Very cool! True!
diane mccloskey
On October 27, 2008 at 4:02 pm
great job! spot-on observations!
Verity
On October 28, 2008 at 12:14 am
This is quite an honest and true article you have written here. You should continue to write articles on social and psychological issues (I loved the other article about lying) because they seem to do well and generate page hits for you. That would be my best advice!
Meg AE Kristan
On October 28, 2008 at 9:00 am
Haha, this is hilarious. Your articles are great! The closing is funny, too. Plus, it’s all true.
Rana Sinha
On October 28, 2008 at 11:15 am
Good article with precise observations. The last line is a witty classic. Keep on writing.
Holly Jayne
On November 4, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Very nice article. I loved it! It had humor besides being soo true which made me want to read it all the way through. Keep you the awesome work!!
Joanna Besteiro Barnett
On November 9, 2008 at 1:29 pm
This is hilarious – LOVE YOUR STUFF HERE!
Hibz
On February 7, 2009 at 4:07 am
Love it! So true!
im not a retard
On May 6, 2009 at 5:32 pm
lol it was ok
im not a retard
On May 6, 2009 at 5:38 pm
lol i only looked at this becose i had nothing elsie to do
parsonsnm07
On January 16, 2010 at 9:26 am
Great arcticle, so true x
I'm a Girl....o.o
On June 23, 2010 at 7:12 pm
I must be a guy o_o’?
sadfsa
On May 11, 2011 at 9:43 pm
this is complete bull guys are not like this you stupid biatch