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How Men Think Differently About Sex Than Women

There are some subtle differences to how men think and how women think, particularly along the lines of sex, let us examine those.


How Men Think

  • Men think about sex every 20 seconds.
  • Men see a movie in which girls are jumping on their beds in their underwear and think this is how girls behave everyday.
  • Men think a girl who smiles at him is sending the signal that she is “ready to go”.
  • Men think that women want sex just as much as they (the men) do.
  • Men think that the waitress has a crush on them.
  • Men (sometimes) think that sex between two men is wrong, but sex between two women is an invitation.
  • Men think about sex when they see a woman eating a banana, hot dog, strawberry, or really, anything,
  • Men think women, when alone, walk around their homes in nothing but a bra (or t-shirt) and panties.
  • Men (sometimes) think that “NO” means “Keep asking”.
  • Men think the two things women want from them are kept in their pants (and one of them is his wallet). Men think that women enjoy horseback riding for sexual reasons.
  • Men think that womens breasts were made for their pleasure.
  • Men think their pick-up lines are clever and unique.
  • Men think that if a woman says she is tired and wants to go to bed that she is suggesting sex, it does not occur to him that she might actually BE tired.
  • Men think a threesome is two girls and himself.

Sexo explícito by Marco Gomes.

How Women Think

  • Women think men spend too much time thinking about sex.

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  1. Glynis Smy

    On November 30, 2009 at 11:27 am

    Interesting, it ties in nicely with my latest article. We are so different and not in the obvious way.

  2. martie

    On November 30, 2009 at 8:17 pm

    cute article

  3. BradONeill

    On November 30, 2009 at 11:10 pm

    Who has time to think about it. I either am trying to find my way in or apologizing for my performance.

  4. PR Mace

    On November 30, 2009 at 11:16 pm

    Men, also think any women licking an ice cream cone on a hot day is looking for sex. Loved it, funny but it hit the mark of truth on so many levels.

  5. Morgana

    On December 1, 2009 at 1:18 pm

    lol Women are right then ;)

  6. I Have Had Enough

    On December 1, 2009 at 7:10 pm

    All lies! Hey,,,that girl just above me looks like she wants me.

  7. spiritwalker

    On December 2, 2009 at 12:35 am

    Is it abnormal if i seem to relate more to the way men think? Just asking

  8. Stan Wilson

    On December 3, 2009 at 12:09 am

    well at least the men are thinking…thank you friend…very good comments

  9. catlord

    On December 3, 2009 at 9:16 am

    That’s not true about guys thinking about sex every twenty min… -hey, -BOOBIES! ;-) Wait, -what was I saying? Oh yeah… Sex is not the answer. It is merely the question. The answer is YES!

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