Laugh a Minute!

Greg was bewildered and stared at the child in disbelief.“I, I am not, your father?

In obvious disappointment, he scanned the contents of their filing cabinet trying to find out the answer to his question. Finally, he found an old diary of his late wife hidden under the old document piles. ”Dear Diary”, the confession went on. “Greg and I have been married for the last 30 years and my husband could not give me a child. That is why I accepted the offer of his best friend, our neighbor Roger, to secretly have sex with him whenever Greg was not around. Actually, there were two more of Greg’s best friends whom I had sex with. We finally made it. At last, I’m pregnant!”  

The wife’s diary gave Greg two mixed emotions. He felt absolved now that he knows he could still live longer whatever name or title the child could call him. But he could not forgive the two living traitors for what they did to his pride. They must also pay by death. “Call my name again! Say it again, da-da-dad”, Greg told his child.

Author – Onofre Poonin

More than twenty years in the investigative jobs. Twelve years of which were spent as Consular Investigator of the U.S. Embassy’s Anti-Fraud Unit, Philippines. The rest were spent as Security Investigator/Manager of different security agencies in Metro Manila. As a BS Criminologist, I spend my time between essay article writings and security management job. I have published my first eleven articles in differentwebsites and I’m currently working on my twelfth essay article.

I value my co-writers’ thoughts, opinions, ideas, and their passion towards what they want to achieve. My philosophy revolves around the simple premise that I exist to turn my dreams into something real, and then shape that reality into an exceptional product, one which exceeds all of our expectations.

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