Some Thoughts

Obviously you’ve realized by now I’m a very ADD person. I take advantage of this. I make myself and people I know laugh from this. I talk to myself a good amount of the time, even around other people. I love making fun of myself because indeed some of it is really a fact, but it shows others I’m more than content with it. For example, my nickname is usually “shorty” “short person” “munchkin”, I’ve gotten “midget”, “miss ADD”. I get short jokes and ADD jokes all the damn time. I’m only 4”10/11 and nobody thinks I’ll grow. (Neither do I) But hey, tall people have to help me get things I can’t reach. Or they sometimes like to joke around with it and do the whole, “oh, you can’t reach this?” when there are clearly more than tall enough to reach it. They get there laughs in and so do I, when I get my revenge. Ok, so I don’t really do revenge all that well, but my best ‘revenge’ is really just the silent treatment. AND IT WORKS LIKE A CHARM. You may think I can’t stop talking, but when given an incentive, I pull it off very well. Just ask my two best friends at school, they spent a good few hours trying to get me to talk. Knowing sign language has its advantages at this point and they’re saying, “Ah, I don’t know sign language!” Yeah, but I do. I know a few languages. English, Hebrew (just a little bit), Spanish, and sign.

Question, why must looks be so deceiving? I wish my sunglasses could also tell me who’s for real, and who’s only trying to play the field. I could have dodged a few bullets, yet apparently that seems to not be the case.