The Boss
by Even an asshole can be boss.
When God created Man, all the parts of the body were arguing over which one is the boss.
The quick thinking brain said, “Of course I should be boss because without me, who would do all the thinking.”
The eyes, “But, without me you could not see anything to think about.”
The stomach spoke up, “I should be boss because I provide the sustainence for all the rest of the body.”
The legs said, “We should be boss. Without us, you could not go anywhere.”
…And then the asshole said, “I want to be boss!”
All the parts of the body started to laugh.
So the asshole closed up.
The brain got dizzy and could not think,… the eyes got foggy and could not see,… the stomach got queezy and could not digest,… the legs got wobbly and could not walk,…
…it just goes to show you that even an asshole can be boss.
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