The Golden Oldies
by You know them, you have seen them, you have heard about them. They are shameless and will do anything and everything to get that innocent fourteen or fifteen year old. Some have been married for fifty years but still want to appear young.
Some are in their eighties
They are in their fifties, sixties, seventies or eighties but won’t admit this fact. They have defied age by dying their hairs black and as if that isn’t enough, they go seducing young girls, some as young as sixteen. They have long retired from active employment but won’t retire from the love scene just yet; they do not want to quit the dating scene for they are loaded with their pension!
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They drink like fishes
They drink like fishes in the river and smoke like chimneys; they roam around like a pack of hungry dogs, or better still, hyenas who devour the least meaty bones they can find within vicinity. Some of them are married with children, and grand children just as young. Some are divorced or separated, yet they won’t find a woman of their age!
They are defiling the youth
Who will tell them off? Who will make them think like old men? Who will bring back these golden oldies back to their senses? They are defiling our youth; they are creating an artificial shortage of marriage material for our younger brothers and sisters.
While age difference may not be an issue, while age may be just a number like some people say, it is abominable for a young girl aged less than twenty to see the nakedness of an old man aged sixty, seventy or eighty, golden or not.
How do they keep up with today’s fast paced dating?
You will ask yourself how these golden oldies keep up with the fast paced nature of today’s dating scene. You will ask yourself how these golden oldies manage to attract such young girls; you will ask yourself how they manage to keep doing what they do without feeling any remorse. Well, there are many reasons.
They have time and money
These golden oldies have both time and money. Time because they have long retired, and money because they are pensionable and or depending on their own sons and daughters to foot the bill of illicit love. They do not have other responsibilities to spend their money on except a regular supply of the blue pills without which they can’t realize their full potential.
Who will stop these golden oldies?
Our daughters and grand daughters are falling into their trap for a constant supply of pocket money. Who will make them stop? Nobody just yet for the whole society is now lopsided and some people look at this as fashionable rather than abominable!
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Post Commentaddjust
On November 21, 2010 at 10:14 am
I don’t know if smiling while reading this article is appropriate, but it is true, oldies are taking over. The reason for this is crisis and money just do the speaking for them.
Starpisces
On November 21, 2010 at 10:18 am
fun article, while reading, I visualise a man, one glance young, but second look very old, usually put on sunglasses to camouflage wrinkles.
“Nice from far, but far from nice”
His name is DOM (Dirty Old Man)…hehehe….
Sorry, I just comment based on your description as the way you described sounds really terrible. By the way, why they always so successful by being rich?
Guy Hogan
On November 21, 2010 at 10:18 am
This sort of thing has been going on since pre-history. It will always go on.
Aiyanna
On November 21, 2010 at 10:48 am
Some people just don’t let go of their youth and snatch away a lot of the young teens and scar them for life. It takes a lot for that teenager to regain control post that… Sad but true there are many who exist in our society….
Money don’t make a person, its who the person is…. That is what we need to instill in our children, both male and female as they are both vulnerable.
Christine Ramsay
On November 21, 2010 at 10:48 am
I didn’t realise that this sort of thing was becoming such a problem. It sounds terrible, but being of the older generation myself there is always the temptation to behave and look younger than our years. A very interesting post.
Christine
gaby7
On November 21, 2010 at 10:56 am
Cross generational affairs will not die soon sad enough! A great article1
silentbob14
On November 21, 2010 at 11:00 am
Yeah they are dangerous :X
N. Sun
On November 21, 2010 at 11:25 am
Strange… I guess you could feel sorry for them…
Anj M
On November 21, 2010 at 11:43 am
Nice
Uma Shankari
On November 21, 2010 at 11:58 am
People in 70’s and 80’s? I did not know!
pattiann
On November 21, 2010 at 1:45 pm
For me, when I’m a golden oldie, the golden oldies are going after me. My mom said I won’t look 40 which I’ll be next year, until I’m 80. I sometimes get handed kids menus at restaurants as they assume I’m 12 or 13 years old. I also have a kids voice. Once my dad’s lawyer was going to call and my dad had to go to the doctors and the lawyer asked if I’m old enough to write to take a message! The person at places that have children free or reduced prices and we have to tell them I’m almost 39 (next month)
albert1jemi
On November 21, 2010 at 2:25 pm
great share
CA Johnson
On November 21, 2010 at 7:22 pm
Your article was really interesting. I have noticed a lot of May December relationships are happening. I wonder if the girls are doing this because they are looking for a father figure to replace the one they never had. I could not even begin to think why the older men would do that.
LoveDoctor
On November 22, 2010 at 11:11 am
LOL. I look ten years younger than my age so you can just imagine how interesting this gets. These days a lot of older men prefer to date much younger women. I am sure this sort of thing has always happened, but it’s happening more frequently these days. Older men are not attracted to women their same age. There’s nothing like fresh meat for these players.
PSingh1990
On November 22, 2010 at 11:26 am
Nice Share.
Raj the Tora
On November 28, 2010 at 7:05 am
very nice article Jimmy. Thanks.