The Unsatisfaction of Society

Attention to every woman and man who may think that they are the only people on the planet who are not happy with their body!  Even celebrities who are deathly thin that are trying to gain weight are critical of themselves.  The truth is, if you think that you are too skinny, and looking at a Dunkin Doughnuts Chocolate Chunk Cookie Rack makes you loose twenty pounds, or you are a soup and salad kind of girl that has never touched ranch dressing because your jeans will feel three sizes smaller the next day, don’t you fear because any person that does not feel good about themselves will kindly go out of their way for the self gratification purpose of making someone else feel bad in order to feel better.  I would like you all to know, that DD cup sizes get more attention from men, than a woman of superior intellect, and guys that are beautiful male specimens get asked out for their looks first.  Hot guys date hot girls as a rule for male ego-centricism, and girls associate hot guys with hygiene and tend to talk to them first, so I ask you all of my single friends.  Who is more shallow?  Guys or gals?  Personally I see no need to be one sided about the issue!  Let us sum this up everyone.  Too short, too tall, tomboy, flamboyant tendencies, too messy, anal retentive, huge chest, a chest that is too small, being talked to because you have a chest, looking too much like a boy, dressing up too much for dates, too fat, too thin, anorexic, bulimic, too quiet, a party downer, a drunk, too dull, too genius to be understood, not bright, not enough common sense, noble, boastful, always in the fridge, under nourished….The fact of the matter is that I could continue all day long, and all night long about everybody’s gripes with each other, and this may be the first time that I get negative criticism but I am putting myself out there to you all, because if I do not say what I think than I will be labeled for saying what I think that everyone else wants to hear, aka fake so why would I do that to myself! To every man out there that thinks that weight watchers meetings are just for the lady in your life, why don’t you stand by your main lady!  you may find that you are just as unhealthy as she is!  Health and wellness are for everybody all you pizza loving football fans!  That’s right!  I am talking to you who eat chips, salsa with dip, and ding dongs while your ladies drink their lemon spritzed water because when they cuddle up with you they worry about offending you with how they look, their breath, and how comfortable or uncomfortable you are when your woman wants to cuddle with you.  With all do sympathy to you valiant guys to change things up a little, ladies, if you know you could not tear yourself away from that extra piece of chocolate, you can’t stand the bitchy twig next to you on the treadmill because she thinks that she has fat ankles when she really doesn’t and you know that your jeans do not fit because you can’t put down the pepperidge farms cookies while you have a good cry, please do not hold your man responsible for informing whether or not you look fat in something.  After all, those mint milanos did not hold you hostage and jump into your mouth.  Ladies, if you want to get the maximum outcome of a movie date with your main squeeze, you are more likely to get what is in it for you, if you do not subject your man to chic flicks, that do not work your mind in any way what so ever except to have his thrilling moment of wishing that you were really Jeniffer Aniston, of Lita later on, so that he can mentally play a game of celebrity look a like.  Please do attend chic flicks with your girlfriends and waste your own afternoon instead of someoneelse’s.  Every once in a while compliment your guy!  Tell him that he is hot, or that red is a great color for him, after all, to get some, you have to give some. So, what exactly is my point to all this rambling, and preaching from my pulpit!  Margaret Fuller was a feminist and a prominent literary writer who set the example that men and women should be treated equally, so gay or not, if a man can style my hair and nails better than a woman, or a woman has more knowledge about my car than a man does, I am going to a woman so that my car breaks down last frequently!