“I notice that you are pretty gangster… I’m pretty gangster myself!” That is by far the worst thing that you can say to a fellow G out in the hood. When you live on the street you got to be a G to survive in the hood. Here are the top 5 things that you need to know to become a G…

1. Get Low

   You have to wear loose clothes with your jeans hanging low so the H to the O’s will know that you are for’ show

2. C-Walk

   You need to have the walk. G’s have that very ghetto walk where they hold themselves below the belt and start walking as if they were limping. That is definitely what a true G does to fit in with their homies.

3. Spit

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   If you can walk the walk then you must talk the talk. G’s talk in a type of G language that only G’s can understand. It is that fast yet smooth talk that they use among each other when they start talking about their nights last night with that lovely H to the O. It is a sign of creativity and passion… You need that talk to become a G.

4. Stunt

   Once you have the other things down, all you need are the style that all the ladies love to see and all the G’s love to wear. You need that Rocawear brand clothing. The G’s will get all up in your grill when they find out that you are wearing that shirt from the Steve and Barry’s discount rack rather than the nice plaid shirt from Rocawear. The word on the street is that Rocawear is the official clothing of a G… Don’t forget to buy your Rocawear bling as well. Those G’s don’t play games when it comes down to the chains.

5. Do the Do

   The last and most important thing that you need now is that genuine G hair style. There are a large variety of G hair styles that are available in your local barbershops today. They range from the corn rows, to the afros, to the Rocawear logo shaved into the back of your head. I would go with the ordinary shaved head with at least an inch of hair left on your head. You should look like Michael Jordan before he started completely shaving his head. The greatest G is the G who keeps it real. This G gets the most respect by keeping the hair toned down a bit and keeping their natural state of hair. This G is usually the master of all G’s.

Remember, keep your cool and you will never look like a fool. Keep your head up with your bling hanging low and your Rocawear swaying out. Remember these 5 steps and you are on your way to becoming the greatest G that ever lived.