It appears that Dane Bowers (a past lover of Jordan) and Alex are getting on very well in the house. so well they are rubbing moisturiser on each other! 

Alex said that he likes Peter Andrea when Vinnie Jones was talking about the situation – although Alex and Peter have never met, he would like to meet and “clear the air”. Peter revealed in his New! Magazine column that he is not even watching the show – sows how very interested he is! And, meeting is very unlikely! 

Katie is eagerly watching her man and regularly updating her Twitter statuses ”My man Alex is doing sooooo well an miss him soooo much soooo proud xxxx.”

Where were 3 Jade, Jo and Danielle, the Big Brother, at the Big Brother finale? There’s a rumour that the BB3 were all being held in the servant quarters of the Big Brother House and that Jade had been there since the day after her eviction. The set has been changed from that of servants’ quarters to that of a convent. Gone are the maid outfits; the BB3 are now dressed as nuns. One good source reports that Jade elected to wear sackcloth and ashes under her costume.

Talking, Belching and Farting stopped!

The Benedictine rules enforced in the convent are strict. Quietness and contemplation are compulsory. No talking, belching or farting is permitted. I understand from my sources at Channel 4 that a series based on the BB3’s year inside the convent will start going out in autumn 2008. This is highly confidential information so please do not pass it on.

Other questions still unanswered:

How come Jack, Jade’s boyfriend, was there but Danielle wasn’t? Where is Jackiey, Jade’s mother? How did Terry Sherringham dump Danielle? What did his text message say?

Come back soon for more news.

I will answer these questions fully in my next Big Brother report after I have spoken to all my contacts. Hold on until then – but I can’t stress enough – don’t tell anyone about the convent – otherwise my sources (who risk their careers to tell the truth) will suffer.