Next we found our President actually becoming the only President but must have got himself an agent because this comedian was seen on every television show on the talk circuit.  Obama was becoming the television star, the comedian, the dictator, but never really assumed the part as President. 

Obama never made the grade as a comedian so he decides to nix the television gigs and become Tiger Woods summer replacement.  His three hundred golf games and counting, are proof that with practice, anyone could get better and with every hole in one he gets to say, “I won”  Yes, Obama is a jack of all trades so what will his next game be?  What will it be?

He is questioning whether the President was born in the United States, much the same way as Mike Huckabee and Newt Gingrich have done in the past. Saying that his grandmother said he was born in Kenya, when the woman who is Obama’s step-grandmother was misinterpreted in a translation and corrected the interviewer, stating that Mr. Obama was born in the United States. His father left he and his mother when Mr. Obama was two years old and he never lived in Kenya with his father. A certificate of live birth for President Obama has been shown on television networks all over the country as well as the announcements of his birth in the Hawaiian newspapers from that time. A certificate of live birth is what the state of Hawaii issues for babies born there.

But I would think what Mr. Trump knows all of this, but still insists on spreading his preposterous story around to anyone who will listen. Why? Because the Donald has a show on television now called Celebrity Apprentice and he wants it renewed for next season. Since he has been blowing this horn of insanity, the ratings on the show have been moving up. Every time he does an interview on the birther subject he never fails to mention his show.  Salesman personified is what he should be called.

On Monday, the New York Daily News had a front page picture of the Donald in clown make-up, exemplifying what they think of his latest exploitation. Mr. Trump has filed bankruptcy many times, as he calls it, reorganization filings, whatever. He has three marriages to his credit as one of the other men

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 who wants to be president has. But the main reason I do not think that Mr. Trump will be running for president is disclosure, he will never, ever, unless I miss my guess, open up his financial records for full disclosure. That is a requirement in order to run legitimately for president of the United States.  

Mr. Trump is playing the game of clown as the Daily News printed in its paper. He is playing it to the hilt, and will probably continue until he gets a renewal for his television show. Clowns are scary sometimes, so be very careful that your mental state is not harmed by someone who does not mind playing sick jokes. Running this country is not a joke, it is a serious matter, needing serious people and not clowns dressed up as statesmen.

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Lucy’s problem:
‘I think about him day and night’
Susie replies:
Hi Lucy,
Everyone has daydreams and there’s nothing wrong with them. It’s only a problem when you forget where the dreams end and the real world begins. Don’t write to him anymore. You know in reality that a relationship with him is impossible, and that running away to Holliwood is a crazy idea. You need to find other interests and friends of your own age to talk to. Sitting at home watching him on video won’t help you. You parents are clearly too busy to notice or listen. Your future is in your hands, so get a life, study hard and good luck!
Yours,
Susie

PAm’s problem:
‘We don’t communicate any more!’
Susie replies:
Hi Pam,
You’re not helping your marriage by saying nothing to him. He doesn’t seem to notice how you feel. I know he’s worried about his mother, but it’s unfair that he’s always at her house and leaves you to do all the housework. You have a tiring and stressfull job, caring for sick people all day. Make him understand this and ask him about the hundreds of lottery tickets you found. Encourage him to look for work- he’d feel better about himself if he had a job and it would help the familly finances. In the mean time, don’t hide you feelings; otherwise your anger and resentment will grow.
Yours,
Susie

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Yes, it is late September! You know what that means? No! Its time for Halloween. I do believe that Halloween is not appreciated and celebrated like it should be. I am one of the many I personally enjoy the best holiday of the year. Come on everyone has to enjoy Halloween at least a little bit. It is the one time of the year that you get to connect to your inner child. When that happens it is magical. I can’t wait to see the different displays for the season. In the past I have witnessed some great decorations. The ones where you know that they put the time, and preparation are the best. You can tell that they are in to it and very passionate towards Halloween and providing and great time for who ever shows up. I remember this young couple I talk with. Their display encompass the whole front yard. As I remember they had a coffin, a hanging ghouls, What looked like a patch of ground that was just dug, and sneakers buried feet up. Some gravestones and spooky lights…. That was great. One couple that cared enough to celebrate their inner child. I travel to commercial Haunted Houses as much as I can. I have been to some places that charge a few body parts the be entertain. That fall flat. This is why I believe that it is important to encourage everyone to connect to your freaky, spooky, somewhat evil, and mischievous inner child. Create a Halloween display for yourself. Your neighbors will be envious. Trust me. If they are smart.

Hotel employees found him deceased in his hotel room, after receiving a welfare call from family members. Police officers have stated that at the time, there was no evidence of foul play. An autopsy is scheduled for sometime this week. He is survived by his wife, who is currently pregnant with the couple’s first child.

Gray was one of the founding members of the the heavy metal group Slipknot. Slipknot is most known for the unique masks that each member wears, their nicknames based on numbers 1-9, and the larger than usual band line up.

The band’s most recent album, “All Hope is Gone”, was released in 2008.

1. You dont “under” do it. Ruining the punchline is one way to “Under” do it. For instance if you say “Two peanuts walked down a street in a bad neighborhood and where attacked” INSTEAD OF “Two Peanuts walked down a street in a bad neighborhood and where ASSULTED” You cant tell that if you ruin the punchline people will walk away from you like you have a case of body oder of a pound block of cheese.

2.Now another way of ruining a joke is simply by over doing it….

For instance “Two peanuts walked down a street in a bad neighboorhood and where taken captive in a secret clan that murders peanuts…” To serious my friends and if you want to be funny, You cant be serious with a joke like that.

Gage your joke correctly so to speak, and above all if the punchline is heavy, do it correctly…Or face the evil consequence of the blank stare( O.O)

*HINT* When telling a joke, or story, Make sure to state every single fact that is important to the story

If we left out the “…In a bad neighboorhood” in our little joke up there, it wouldnt make much sense but if you talk about the actuall time, and date, and location of the street, and who was on the street…Well just be carefull of putting to much information that is not needed.

Simple jokes are okay, To start off with, Like chuck norris jokes…But if you want to get the crowd going, tell them a funny story you or someone you know experienced. For some reason people love to laugh at someones humilty, and thats where you have to be carefull. Comedian>Clown. Simple as that…Try your best to not seem like a fool so much. If you experienced something funny, but dont want to tell others that it was you, Simply use this instead of “Once, I…”

“My Friend once…”

“I once new this guy who…”

“There was this one time…”

“My <insert relative name here> did this one time…”

The list goes on and on.

*Always plan a joke*

When about to tell a story/joke, think in your head these following things

1. Is it funny.

2. Is it appropriate

3.Is it too long-and if so how do I make it shorter

4.Think on how they will respond

Never say a sexist joke in front of a feminist is what I’m trying to get through…

Well thats all I can think for tonight, There will certainly be more information in the near future, I hope this can help you in some way, And feel free to give me comments

One you have mastered the basic three ball cascade it is time to move on and learn some of the basic three ball tricks. If you haven’t yet learned how to juggle you can learn by clicking here. If you are fairly confident in your cascade without extensive panicking while juggling you should have no problems with these tricks.

Reverse Cascade

                The Reverse Cascade is identical to the cascade with the only difference being how you throw the balls. Instead of throwing them with a sweeping motion under your body and subsequently under the approaching ball, you throw each ball over the incoming one. So when ball one is approaching the hand with ball two instead of throwing it under that ball you toss it over the ball. The same steps of learning the cascade can be preformed to learn the reverse cascade if desired. Being that you substitute the under throws for overthrows.

Two up – One up

                This may require a little more patience to perfect than other beginner tricks. The Two up – One up is just that you throw two balls up then one ball up. If you have a good grip on juggling two balls in one hand than this wont be too terribly hard to start. Start with the same ball arrangement you normally would but instead of tossing one ball over to the other hand throw two balls from separate hands straight up. When those two balls (if evenly thrown) reach their apex throw the other remaining ball straight up as well. Continue this pattern to continue the trick. Once you begin to get a hang of it try to throw the lone ball between the two falling balls straight up. This makes the trick look more dramatic. Once you begin to master this start improvising more. For instance try to throw the lone ball in a figure eight motion around the two others, or when throwing the two balls toss them to opposite hands. Be creative.

Tennis

                Tennis is a fairly easy trick if you have a pretty good feel for the reverse and regular cascades. To perform “tennis” begin juggling the three ball cascade. Choose one of your three balls to be used for over throws only. This works better if you could use a ball that was a different color than the other two. Throw the other two balls like you would a normal cascade and the third you have chosen for over throws. If done correctly the one ball will be thrown over the other two continuously. This gives impression that the other two balls are playing tennis with the overthrown ball. Make sure you do not change the ball that is being used for the overthrow or this will ruin the trick.

Half shower

                Under, over, under, over… the half shower is just that. Throw one ball over and the next ball under. This forces one of your two hands to be making all of the over throws and the other the under throws. It is a quite appealing trick for its low level of difficulty as all of the balls a traveling in one direction either clockwise or counter clockwise.

                There you go, some basic three ball tricks for you to enjoy. Practice hard and once you have mastered those you will be ready for some harder stuff. Good luck.

Melody puts the kids to bed, then she settles down to watch T.V and wait for the parents to come home. Melody notices a large clown statue standing in the corner of the room which looked as though it was watching her. Feeling somewhat unnerved by it, she tried to ignore it, but eventually, the statue sent chills down her spine and it scared her enough to leave the room to call the father. She asked him if she could move the clown statue to another room and after a long pause, the father tells her to grab the kids, run next door and call the police.

Melody thought that the father’s reaction to her request was a bit odd, but she was scared enough to do as she was told. Once she was at the neighbour’s house and the police had been called, she phoned the father again to ask him what was going on, to which he replied, “We don’t own a clown statue.”

He then began telling her that the children had been complaining about a clown who was watching them sleep at night in their bedrooms for the past week. Apparently, the parents had been brushing the claims off as childhood fantasies.

This urban legend is quite disturbing in itself as claims to the story say that the clown was a child predator who had been living in the large house undetected for some time before the baby sitter had walked into the room and had seen him. Other stories say that a man dressed in a clown suit was actually a serial sexual predator, who preyed on young babysitters.

Another version of the legend is of a teenage girl babysitting an infant. The girl goes upstairs to put the baby in its cot, where she notices a large clown statue looming over the cot. She calls the baby’s mother to question whether the statue is appropriate for an infant, to which the mother replied, “I’ve never bought a clown statue for the baby.”

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Happy Birthday Bob “Captain Kangaroo” Keeshan

Look out for those Ping Pong balls! I loved it when they dropped all those balls. I so wanted to set up my room, so that I could have them drop all of a sudden. I never came up with a way to do that, but for awhile I did have a collections of ping pong balls. My dad didn’t approve of me having them and that is why they suddenly disappeared on me.

Bob Keeshan would be 82 years old today. He was born in Lynbrook, NY 27 June 1927. He passed away in 2004.

Keeshan was Clarabell the Clown, who was silent except for honking his horn attached to a belt around his waist. He left the Howdy Doody show in 1952.

He did stints on a few other childrens shows until he and long-time friend Jack Miller submitted the concept of Captain Kangaroo to CBS. The show was approved and a legend began. Keeshan described the Captain as being based on “the warm relationship between grandparents and children.” It was an immediate success and he served as host for nearly three decades. The show ran until 1984.

Keeshan moved to Vermont where he became a children’s advocate as well as an auther. His memoirs, entitled Good Morning, Captain, were published in 1995. Hew was strongly against video game violence and took part in congressional hearings in 1993.

So lets celebrate Captain Kangaroo’s birthday. Go get a bucket and fill it with Ping Pong Balls. Then go find some kids.

Take Care, DreamSweet and let Your Heart Shine Captain Kangaroo.