Are you tired of the same old, same old Halloween pumpkin fair–cutesy pumpkins with jigsaw mouths and triangle noses and eyes? Big yawn! You want to make a statement with your jack-o-lantern. You aim to carve a masterpiece: a gross pumpkin that will stir the contents of trick-or-treaters’ intestines and make them feel like they’re gonna hurl. This article provides you with how-to tips and the needed inspiration to carve your own vomiting pumpkin.