There are two things you absolutely should not be giving either of your parents this holiday season–and they’re interchangeable in their inappropriateness…

This article details some causes and remedies for the overwhelming sense of panic that ruins Christmas for many people. Read it and replace my list of stressors your own.

This April Fools’ Day birthday gag uses half-eaten clay chocolates holding trick candles, in a whimsical candelabra that will have your friends pulling their hair in frustration. Bring out the real version as consolation once your friend admits defeat when trying to blow out the candles.

Thanksgiving is a time for pigging out and loosening your belt in an easy chair while enjoying a football game or two. It’s also a time to avoid foods cooked by someone who has trouble boiling water and ignores expiration dates.