A new theory that Atlanteans run the world through puppet governments, mushrooms, and an elaborate web of lies and coercion. Our only hope to realize the truth is through the one organization free from the Atlanteans’ control: Nintendo.

Well, I was born in the early 1980’s and have had the privilege to live through all the lace and hot pink of the era. And as I reflect back on my childhood I come to realize that I am glad the eighties are over.