1.   Your teacher can spot cheaters in back of her from her hidden eye in the back of her head.

2.   Your teacher is fluent in Vulcan.  She can also put you to sleep with just a touch of her hands.

3.   Your teacher can lift her desk up with her middle finger.  She can run faster than a speeding bullet.

4.   Your teacher can fix a copier jam with her mind.

5.   Your teacher laughs so loudly that it shakes the school. She then spits out purple phlegm onto her desk.

6.   Your teacher can hear a fly from a distance of over a mile.  She can tell who is making a joke about her in the cafeteria while she is having lunch in the teacher’s lounge.

7.   Your teacher often looks up in the sky when she takes her students outside for recess.  She comments how she misses her father and mother from Planet Xergon.  You notice that a light beam is coming from her head as if to communicate to her parents.

8.   Your teacher complains that she is getting unsightly acne on her internal component structure.  She notices that you are confused by this remark.  She then points to the inner lining of her pointy ears. Afterwards, she starts to sing strange galactic songs from her left ear.

1.   Your boyfriend spends a lot of his time around female mannequins. 

2.   Your boyfriend uses his ear wax to wax his car.  You also notice that his ears have become increasingly pointy.

3.   Your boyfriend sneezes chocolate pudding out of his nose.  He loves to take a bubble bath full of melted chocolate.

4.   Whenever your boyfriend eats broccoli, his face turns a dark green.

5.   Your boyfriend has a poster of E.T.  Whenever he passes the poster, his neck extends a foot and he gives the poster a salute.

6.   Your boyfriend can  juggle five saucers in the air.  He can also wave his hand and keep the saucers in the air for over five minutes. 

7.   Your boyfriend absorbs carrots and potatoes through his belly button.

8.   Your boyfriend can walk through walls.  He can also jump on top of houses without breaking a sweat.

9.   Your boyfriend can type over 300 words per minute.  He knows over twenty languages.  He can even talk to dogs.

10. Your boyfriend likes to place his hand on your forehead and read your thoughts.  You notice that your boyfriend has seven fingers on his left hand.  Also, he loves to do the Vulcan twist.

Aliens In Washington

This was not the case in the summer of 1952.  During July of this year, the nation’s capitol, Washington D.C., was overrun with waves of alien, or UFO sightings.  This sequence of reports of Unidentified Flying Objects became known as “The Washington D.C. Incident” or “The Washington Flap”

The climax of the UFO Sightings occured on two consecutive weekends, July 19-20 and July 26-27.  These occurrences were highlighted by the appearance of seven unidentified objects appearing on Air Traffic Control Radar.  Air Traffic Control Officer Barnes, Nugent, and Cocklin reported seeing the objects appearing on radar, as well as having actual visual sightings of one of the objects in the sky.  The object was blurred and orange.  The UFOs appearing on radar moved radically when compared to normal identified aircraft.  More Unidentified object began appearing on the radar, and showed signs of moving over the White House and Capitol Building.  During this time there were reports of balls of orange fire appearing in sky.  Then suddenly, without warning, they all disappeared. 

During the Following weekend, both radar operators from various stations, as well as airplane pilots reported seeing UFOs.  Two air force jet pilots, reported seeing an unidentified flying object, and gave chase after four white glowing objects.  Just like the previous weekend of July 19-20, the objects suddenly disappeared. 

The government and airforce had a number of explantions for these events, including, weather phenomena, malfuctioning radar equipment, and aerial phenomena, like meteors.  No matter what the explanation is; thousands of people, including credible government officials and military officers, saw hundreds of UFOs in Washington D.C. during the month of July, 1952.

Aliens in the White House

More recently, we were faced with the question of who was running the white house.  Democrat, Republican, or Martian? During President Bush News Conference, in front of CNN cameras in September 2007, a grey shadow figure appears in a window of the white house.  This is a case where a picture is worth a thousand words.  In the video below, pay close attention to window just beyond the shoulder of Bush, listen to crowd’s reaction, and listen to Bush’s strange comments.  Have aliens invaded Washington, you be the judge. 

First of all, I do not believe any of it. It made a neat film, turned some heads, and that’s about the extent of it. The Mayan calendar says it will end in 2012. Think about this. This ancient South American civilization predicted something, so should we be worried? No. You see, it is common sense that under no circumstances should we adopt a theory from a people who sacrificed their own because it would enlighten their gods. Human sacrifice and other strange rituals are a few things that say, “maybe we should look a little deeper into this.”        

It could happen, and nothing is coincidence, but I’m merely suggesting that we should not all go crazy. It would be very unfortunate indeed if there was a mass suicide or nuclear “incident” because of such a thing. Calm down about it! It was probably thought up around 1,000 or more years ago.

Image via Wikipedia

There are several types of aerial flight vehicles.  There are two that are easily most valuable and safe to those that fly.  This value can be seen by comparing and contrasting the A-10 Thunderbolt II and the T-38 Talon. The A-10 Thunderbolt II is an American single-seat, twin-engine, straight-wing jet aircraft. There were 715 built at a cost of $11.7 million per aircraft. It’s primary mission is one of a close support ground-attack aircraft currently in-service by the United States Air Force. The  A-10, more commonly known by its nickname “Warthog” or simply “Hog”,   provides close air support of ground forcesair support of ground forces by attacking tanks, armored vehicles and other ground targets.

 The T-38 Talon is a jet used for advanced training.  It is a two-seater aircraft that is used by Unites States Air Force, NASA astronaughts, and the U.S. Naval Test Pilot School.  There were 1,187 produced. It is an aircraft utilized in different Training Squadrons, Training Wings of the USAF, Air Force Reserve, Air National Guard and allied national air forces. The National Aeronautics and Space Administration’s or N.A.S.A.’s instruction astronaut pilots use the T-38 for practicing Shuttle landing techniques. The T-38 is the aircraft of choice for a Shuttle Training Aircraft Trainer for instructing astronaut pilots and mission specialists.

The A-10 aircraft has a Length of 53 ft 4 in (16.26 m), a Wingspan of 57 ft 6 in (17.53 m) if and a Height of 14 ft 8 in (4.47) m.The A-10’s airframe is exceptionally durable. It can survive offensive onslaughts of direct hits from 57 mm armor-piercing projectiles including high-explosives and 23 mm cannon fire.  The A-10 has self sealing modular fuel tanks, and specially modified landing gear.  The cockpit and some of the internal flight control systems are shielded by 900 pounds of titanium armor, and covered by a Kevlar shield.  The A-10’s General Electric TF34-GE-100 turbofan engines are located behind the wing near the rear of the fuselage. This is done to lessen the chance of sucking foreign objects into the engine air take.  Their placement also allows the dissipation of heat from the aircrafts engine operation and helps it remain “unlockable” by surface and air to air missiles.

The T-38 trainer aircraft is Length: 46 ft 4.5 in (14.14 m) long, has a Wingspan of 25 ft 3 in (7.7 m), and a Height of 12 ft 10.5 in (3.92 m).T-38 trainer aircraft is constructed of honeycomb material, configured with small protruding wings, and seats the student pilot and instructor in tandem.  The T-38 has two turbojet intakes for engines located at the wing ends, thusly making it extremely maneuverable at low altitudes.  These aircraft are used for weapons training, and are currently undergoing structural overhaul and technological avionics modifications to extend their service life to 2020.  Over 50,000 pilots have trained in this aircraft.

Thrust is given to the A-10 Thunderbolt by Two General Electric TF34-GE-100 turbofans providing 9,065 pounds per engine.  The A-1o Thunderbolt is armed with one 30 mm seven barrel Gatling gun.  Its top speed is 420 MPH (Mach 0.56) and has a range of 800 miles.  

While the T-38 is powered by Two General Electric J85-GE-5 turbojet engines with afterburners that produce 2,900 pounds. The T-38 has no armament.  It can fly at a top speed of 812 MOH for 1,0000 miles.

   Both of these aircrafts are exponentially capable and superior aircraft. Their most interesting and most positive benefits are their manuvureabilty, overall enduring fortification qualities, their battlefield versatility and their upgradedibilty. Their absolute nessitiy and overall importance to the many different countries that use this aircraft as an actual flight training vehicle is very understandable; especially to the fortunate pilots that have made battlefield accomplishments and completed the transmission to orbital space flight.

Now and again the sightings can’t be explained. So we are left confronted with the question…. “What was that”? This then leads us onto a conclusion of extra terrestrial activity. The possibility of outer space interaction can’t yet be ruled out. The reason for this is we simply still don’t know what’s out there.

Bellow is a collection of some interesting sighting. I will leave you to your own assumptions.

The silver moon

The silver circle shape in this picture could be a number of things. A butterfly out of focus, a balloon perhaps or maybe a bird. Never the less a great image with a slight question of doubt.

The second sun

Is it a bird? is it a plane? No it’s a UFO, This could be a natural phenomenon caused by a refraction of the clouds or a nearby by shiny object. It could be something else, but what?

A fleet of unknown

This shot was taken over an area of sea near Japan. Some say it could be oil pump emissions, Ships, swamp fumes, or maybe Government activity. The lights do seem to be at different altitudes and bellow the cloud cover. Dong! Dong! Dong! Dong!

The orange thingybob

A great example of a possible UFO. You can also make out a trail of clouded like circles if you look closely. Maybe these are a series of sonic booms? This picture was taken in Mexico.

No reflection

Something out of focus with no reflection here. This image is beautiful but the photographer was not expecting this at the top of his image. A classic flying saucer image.

Close up

This close up looks rather strange. A large bird is the first thing that comes to mind but the close up does reflect a different entity. There is two solid objects in the sky and you can see the trail of two planes flying close to each other in the background.

Visitor over Turkey

UK X-Files

To conclude there are some great pictures and videos of possible Alien activity. The question you need to ask your self is. “Are we alone?”

Crop Circles are not new phenomenon. They have been around since 815 AD in France when the first appeared. However, at that point in time, people were convinced they were not of this earth.

Even in the 1920’s the Geogliphs in Nazca, Peru weren’t even discovered until a commercial airline passenger noticed them, even after they had been present for over 2000 years.

The Government, on many occasions has paid individuals to construct circles for the sole purpose of diverting our eyes from the real thing.

An obvious joke; no intelligent being trying to communicate a sign would do this.

The Scientific Side to Circles

There are new geological and electromagnetic studies that are opening the doors for the unexplained and adding more fuel to the fire about the Government Alien cover-up.

The All-Seeing Eye

Michael Glickman, a specialist in the field of crop circles, had determined that there is an increased amount of energy within the circles. In some cases, the circles may be over 641% more magnetic than the next.

In one instance, Pat Grant who is legally blind was led into one of the testing circles and she described being severely frightened; she felt as though she was being watched.

Dr Levenwood, a geologist, has taken soil samples from some of these circles and has come to a startling conclusion. The soil had a coating of hydrocarbon that produces low melting points. The substance actually blows the expulsion cavities out of the crops. However, when humans handcraft these circles, this substance is not found.

There was also high pressured silicon at some of the locations which is able to soften the texture of the crops leading them to lie down flat on the ground without breaking. The interesting thing about this substance is that high pressured silicone is only found on a site of a meteor impact, it is not found on Earthy naturally.

Having a scientific explanation for the melting point of Silicone still does not explain how it got there in the first place. If high pressured silicon comes from outer space, then we can only come to the conclusion that these circles are not made by humans. Notice, I did not say man made.

Most individuals will assume we are the only beings in the entire solar system. If this is true, than who is actually up in space designing these works of art that may actually contain messages dealing with the outcome of this planet? Are they warning us about things to come? Are they truly inherently evil or are they trying to send us signs that are just too intelligent for humans to decipher?

What Do They Mean?

One scientist proposed that the measurement of one of the circles was 16/3 x the area of the middle circle which gave the note for F in the third Octave. It is a form of coded communication seen from the sky and composed of a geometric relationship along with musical notes.

A synthesis of all of the crop circle notes has been played and it may be the alien’s form of communication with us.

Others believe they are warnings. Many of the circles resemble the asteroid belt with the orbits of 4 planets, excluding the Earth. What does it mean? And should we be worried?

• Dec 21, 2002 Solstice as a starting point in the Aug 2, 2003 East Field circle.
• Start of 2003 the Earth has begun a spiral into a trap.
• June 21, 2003 is the Summer Solstice. On June 20 and June 23 massive and notable Global Quakes occurred.
• On June 22, the Zetas indicated a notable Stage Set point. If the circles reeling into the center trap, where the 23° tilt of the Earth is subject to being forever changed, indicate the weeks following the Summer Solstice, then the end of August should see some changes.

Is Stonehenge a Celestial Calendar?

A new superlative crop circle 750 feet wide has appeared near the ancient stone monument UK linking three Bronze Age burial grounds.

The signs are there; the proof is in the circle; open your eyes and become more aware to a galaxy that is unlike our own.

Well I say it is time we all put our feet down, and tell our president, and our space programs, we have had enough. It is time to quit building up other countries, and fix our own! What about the millions of dollars going into our space exploration programs? Are we not more important than that? Can’t all that money go into our schools that keep getting closed down?

What about all the teachers that lose their jobs in the process? Does our government not care about the sufferings of all the people involved in this matter? Do they not care about all of our own people starving while they are feeding other countries, or looking for other life in outer space? What is the deal? Does our country mean that little to them? Do they not live here too? Or has Satan just taken over their brains?

I say we take a stand, and demand “Earth first”, and then “America first”. Let’s tell our president we have rights to request our tax dollars be used to save our own people. The hell with other countries, and their needs! What about our own? The hell with finding other life, save our own! We have rights people, and our rights are to live! Why are so many dying from starvation? Why aren’t we helping ourselves? Stand up people before it is too late!
Earth first, America first!