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		<title>Ozzy Osbourne: My Wife and Have Sex Five Times a Week</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Feb 2011 17:10:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Even after twenty-eight years of marriage is apparently famous rocker pretty hot.]]></description>
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<p>Ozzy Osbourne(62) and his four years younger wife Sharon have three grown  children, but still tries to keep the spark of their relationship and  became a regular &#8220;romp&#8221; in bed. <br /> In The talk show is moderated by his wife, Ozzy asked what the truth is that Sharon is in love five times a week. And Ozzy replied: &#8220;Yeah, it is everywhere, it does. What&#8217;s wrong?&#8221; </p>
<p><u>Loving and devoted Ozzy </u></p>
<p>Not  only is Ozzy active and satisfying sex life but also about himself  admits it is romantically based and often cry at movies moving. Rocker, who loves the challenge, remembered as one of Sharon and his daughters watched the movie tearjerker The Notebook. </p>
<p>Singer, famous for the fact that during one of his concerts even  cousinly head of a live bat, the romance of watching the film said: &#8220;I&#8217;m  sitting on the bed and say to myself, I can not let my daughter saw me  crying. But it will take it in heart. I&#8217;m not really master of darkness. I&#8217;m loving and affectionate man. &#8220;</p>
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<p><u>Sharon Osbourne (57) </u>British television star and wife of famous rocker Ozzy Osbourne is tired of her lush breasts size 85d. <br /> She  decided to leave the implanted breast implants removed, and assign them  to an unusual new feature in the office of her husband. &#8220;So all of them will have hands off,&#8221; he adds. <br /> At  issue in Monday&#8217;s British TV show The Today Show, concerning their  alleged plans to eliminate plastic surgery, Sharon said: &#8220;It&#8217;s true.  They will be better on his desk than on my chest. They are terrible!&#8221; <br /> Sharon undergoes surgery, because that will bust two sizes smaller in July this year. Earlier  this year the first sedmapades&aacute;tilet&aacute; star admits that she does not  like her breasts, and now would like to enlarge their operation never  underwent. </p>
<p>Sharon,  who in his sculptures to invest &pound; 300,000 (equivalent to 8.6 million  dollars), said: &#8220;I wish to for the last breast surgery has never gone.  Plunged me where these damn huge bags that are into shit ** e is too round. It&#8217;s like having a water bed on the chest. I hate my breasts. I want to give me the bags come out. &#8220;</p>
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		<title>Famous People Fart Too</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Dec 2010 00:16:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The famous may have more money than us, but they are only human and they fart just like we do. Lelslie Nielson does it on TV, Ozzy does it at school and Jessica Simpson... well, she just seems to peel them off wherever she darn well pleases.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What do Leslie Nielsen, Ozzy Osbourne and Jessica Simpson have in common?</p>
<p>The answer is that they have all been known to fart in public. Yes, celebrities are only human too.</p>
<p>Nielsen released his unscheduled emission during an interview on TV am and rather suspiciously he did not seem nearly as surprised about it as the presenters were. Despite her obvious shock TV am presenter Lorraine Kelly appeared to be quite amused by the outburst, but in all honesty she was not sitting as close to the Naked Gun star as her co-presenter, who seemed to want to cut the conversation short and asked Nielsen if he might want to go to the toilet and &lsquo;sort himself out.&#8217;</p>
<p>When Ozzy Osbourne chooses to let one rip he prefers a smaller audience and his daughter Kelly was mortified to find him in attendance at a parent/teacher conference about her failing grades. Kelly was well aware of her father&#8217;s anti social habits and was not surprised at all when the Prince of Darkness began lifting his cheek from the seat and letting go. Caring may be sharing, but there is only so far you can take it and Ozzy&#8217;s outrageous behavior got him banned from the school for life.<br /><a href="http://commons.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Ozzy_on_tour_in_Japan.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/readers/2010/12/30/ozzyontourinjapan_1.jpg" alt="" width="540" height="755" border="0" /></a></p>
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<p>Jessica Simpson has also been known to do her bit for the failing Ozone layer and she proved that beauty can also be a beast when she farted during a business meeting for her new line of denim clothes. Jessica&#8217;s slip up may very well have been kept hidden behind closed doors&#8211;and open windows&#8211;but an insider spilt the beans and told <i>UsWeekly</i>: &#8220;While one of the executives was speaking in a room full of five people, Jessica let out a very large fart.&#8221;</p>
<p>Amazingly this was not the first time the star has done something like this; Simpson is a repeat offender. While starring alongside her ex-husband Nick Lachey in their reality TV show, Newlyweds, the blonde bombshell gave a whole new meaning to the phrase &lsquo;thunder thighs&#8217; when she tried to blow the man down, telling him,<i> &#8220;</i>You love my stinky ass.&#8221; And maybe he did at that, her ass does look great, but it would be a bit frustrating for him if he was afraid to get close enough to do anything about it and the couple divorced after just three years of marriage.</p>
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		<title>Ozzy Osbourne Wants to Ban  Christmas</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Dec 2010 10:11:10 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ozzy Osbourne is being a naughty boy.</p>
<p>John Michael Osbourne, a.k.a. Ozzy, has made the decision that he wants to ban Christmas.&nbsp; Ozzy describes Christmas excitement and the hyperness of this holiday season to be a wind-up.</p>
<p>The former lead singer for the band &#8220;Black Sabbath&#8221;, is most certain that all the &#8220;hoop-la&#8221; and mordern traditions have nothing to do with the actual Christian meaning if Christmas.</p>
<p>And he can no longer tolerate Yuletide since he quit booze, because he always treated the seasonal holidays as the &#8220;perfect excuse&#8221; to get drunk.</p>
<p><p>Ozzy: &#8220;All this &#8216;10 more shopping days to go&#8217; b**locks is such a wind-up. I ain&#8217;t exactly Mr Holy, but what&#8217;s that got to do with Baby Jesus being born?&#8230; The faster we get to New Year&#8217;s Day 2011, the better.&#8221; <br /><a href="http://commons.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Ozzy_Osbourne-2010.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/readers/2010/12/25/ozzyosbourne2010_1.jpg" alt="" width="540" height="621" border="0" /></a></p>
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		<title>Ms Know It All&#8217;s December Wisdom</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Nov 2010 23:58:28 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Dear Ms Know It All, Now I know there is a Santa but what do they call his helpers? Not his elves&hellip;you know, the ones on street corners or in stores who dress like him? Signed, Virginia</strong></p>
<p><strong><br /> Yes, Virginia, There are Subordinate Clauses who work under Santa as well as your English teacher. Ms Know It All only knows three of the dependents by name.&nbsp; They are Noun Claus, Adjective Claus and Adverb Claus. </strong></p>
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<p><strong>Dear Ms Know It All, Did you read the news article that said Ozzy Osbourne has Neanderthal genes? Is that possible?&nbsp; Signed, Awestruck</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Dear Awes, Ms Know It All thinks this is probably just a vicious rumor. She wishes you would not spread it further. It is a very cruel thing to say about Neanderthals.</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Dear Ms Know It All, People your age seems to suffer from a lot of loss of memory. Have you noticed that you don&rsquo;t remember as much as you used to? As a test, can you tell me the n</strong><strong>ame of your First Grade Teacher?&nbsp; Signed, Memories</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Dear Memo,</strong><strong> Give Ms Know It All </strong><strong>a break! She has slept since she was in the first grade and Miss Thingy probably doesn&rsquo;t remember Ms Know It All&rsquo;s name either&hellip;or at least she has had enough therapy where it doesn&rsquo;t scare her anymore.</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Dear</strong><strong> Ms Know It All, Ha! I see you did not answer my first question! Signed, Memories</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Dear Memo, What was the first question&hellip;oh, I remember now.&nbsp; The answer is, No. I don&rsquo;t remember not remembering as well as I used to. </strong></p>
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<p><strong>Dear Ms Know It All, I&rsquo;m so disappointed. For the last seven years I have asked for a Cat for Christmas and every year my mom says no. Why does she disappoint me like that? Signed No Feline For Me</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Dear </strong><strong>No, Ms Know It All is finding it hard to answer your question but her best guess would be that cat does not stuff or glaze as yummily as other more traditional feasts. Can&rsquo;t you settle for turkey or ham like the rest of us? If not, have your mom contact Her Editorship, Gloria. She is a lady of many recipes.</p>
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<p><strong>Dear Ms Know It All, Of all the presidents who have graced the Oval Office, can you tell me who you remember the clearest? Signed, Political Kid</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Dear Poli, That is easy. Ms Know It All would have to pick &hellip;uh, you know&hellip;the dude who turned the Oval Office into the Romper Room. What is his name? Every time he showed up on TV and they played &ldquo;Hail to the Chief&rdquo;, his wife popped up beside him and they played, &ldquo;Stand By Your Man.&rdquo; Wait! Did you say, &lsquo;graced or disgraced&rsquo;? Let me get back to you&hellip;&nbsp; </strong></p>
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<p><strong>Dear Ms Know It All, My husband refuses to dress up like Santa Claus for our children at Christmas time. I am getting tired of having to take his place every year, plus I&rsquo;m worried about how vehement his refusals are. It is almost like he is afraid. Can you help me understand? Signed, Woman in Red</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Dear Red, It is Ms Know It All&rsquo;s opinion that your husband is suffering from Santa Claustrophobia. That is what you call the fear of getting stuck while sliding down a chimney. Ms Know It All wonders if a strict diet the month before Christmas to take off extra pounds could help?</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Dear Ms Know It All, I&rsquo;m in a kind of a jam and it is not fair. I borrowed some money out of a neighbor&rsquo;s piggy bank and she is making a big fuss about it. What can I say to convince her that she would be foolish to sell our friendship for $20? Signed, Miss Demeanor</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Dear Miss, Ms Know It All is sorry to tell you that you are the one who accepted the price on your friendship when you took your neighbor&rsquo;s $20.&nbsp; Ms Know It All is stunned you would sell so cheap but considering the circumstances, she feels your neighbor got her money&rsquo;s worth. </strong></p>
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<p><strong>Dear Ms Know It All, My boss accused me of being unproductive and fired me. Is that legal? I didn&rsquo;t do anything. Signed, Disgruntled Ex-employee</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Dear Dis, Ms Know It All must tell you that she has to back your ex-boss on this one. &ldquo;I didn&rsquo;t do anything&rdquo; is basically the meaning of unproductive.</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Dear Ms Know It All, I have noticed that you don&rsquo;t use too many abbreviations, particularly at Xmas time.&nbsp; Surely, you realize that the Greek terms &#8220;Xpian&#8221; and &#8220;Xtian&#8221; have been used for &#8220;Christian&rdquo; as far back as 1634 and most of the evidence for these words comes from educated Englishmen who knew their Greek. Signed, English Scholar.</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Dear Fe Fi Fo, Indeed, Ms Know It All, does know these facts although she is neither Greek nor an Englishman. She also knows that &ldquo;mas&rdquo; means &ldquo;Mass&rdquo; as in a sacrament. Ms Know It All rejoices in keeping Christ in her mass at all times.</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Merry Christmas to all and a Happy New Year!</strong></p>
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		<title>Album Review Blizzard of Oz Ozzy Osbourne</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Oct 2010 15:01:33 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>At that point the future for Ozzy seemed bleak.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>Blizzard of Oz only came into being as record mogul Don Arden sent his daughter Sharon to offer Ozzy a solo deal. His first album was made quickly whilst he started to date Sharon despite still been married to his first wife.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>Both Ozzy and Sharon were fortunate enough to recruit a sensational young guitarist called Randy Rhodes to play on this record. It was an inspired choice. Blizzard of Oz is a superb d&eacute;but LP from Ozzy with Rhodes&#8217; guitar playing been extraordinary.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>Highlights are Crazy Train, Goodbye to Romance, Mr Crawley, and Suicide Solution. The latter song was about the accidental death of Bon Scott yet would result in legal action against Ozzy years later when relatives of two men that killed themselves had been listening to that track.</p>
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		<title>11 Celebrities: The Jobs Before Fame Featuring Grave-digging, Slaughter House, Brick-laying and More</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Aug 2010 22:45:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This article is a fun trivia to what 11 actors and musicians were making a living before they got famous. Features Mel Gibson, Gerard Butler, Kevin Costner, Simon Baker, Josh Holloway, Ozzy Osbourne, Jon Bon Jovi and more.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sometimes we all need to work at jobs we don&rsquo;t like to support ourselves and/or our families. We hope that it is just a bump in the rocky road to our dreams. Maybe not all of these guys had a specific dream and some got discovered by accident but their lives weren&rsquo;t always so glamorous. In fact, most of the richest and/or the most famous celebrities seem to come from the poorest/hardest backgrounds. Here is a list of some of the jobs held by actors and musicians.</p>
<p><strong>Ozzy Osbourne &ndash; slaughter house</strong></p>
<p>He worked in a slaughter house. Don&rsquo;t tell me you weren&rsquo;t wondering where the<a href="http://factoidz.com/5-psycho-rock-songs-featuring-nick-cave-def-leppard-the-police-metallica-and-guns-n-roses/" target="_blank"> psychotic lyrics</a> were coming from.&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>Jon Bon Jovi- shoe store, cleaning a record studio</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/readers/2010/08/29/jon_1.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p>Remember the TV show Married with Children where the lead character Al Bundy &nbsp;hated his job as a shoe salesman and was considered to be a lowlife? Well, I am not sure whether <a href="http://telewatcher.com/telewatching/jon-bon-jovi-hosts-snl/" target="_blank">Jon Bon Jovi</a> hated the job, but I am sure he was a tad bit more popular with the ladies. I mean, did you really see such a cute salesman like ever?</p>
<p>He also worked at his cousin&rsquo;s recording studio, as a janitor. But of course at night, he used the equipment to record his demo tapes. Remember the first Bon Jovi hit Runaway? Jon first recorded it there.</p>
<p><a href="http://musicouch.com/genres/best-concert-moments-ever-bon-jovi-have-a-nice-day-tour/" target="_blank">Bon Jovi Concert: Best Rock Experience Ever</a></p>
<p><a href="http://factoidz.com/bon-jovi-trivia-52-more-facts-about-the-rock-band-bon-jovi/" target="_blank">Bon Jovi Trivia</a></p>
<p><a href="http://musicouch.com/musicouching/ultimate-bon-jovi-trivia-list-13-posts-on-bon-jovi-featuring-triviavideos-lyrics-and-photos/" target="_blank">All Posts on Bon Jovi</a></p>
<p><strong>Elvis Presley- truck driver</strong></p>
<p>Elvis Presley used to work as a truck driver.</p>
<p><strong>Rod Stewart- grave digger</strong></p>
<p>Well, Rod Stewart&rsquo;s former job is only slightly more appealing than Ozzy&rsquo;s but it sure as hell didn&rsquo;t reflect on his music.</p>
<p><strong>Gerard Butler- lawyer trainee</strong></p>
<p>Well, <a href="http://cinemaroll.com/cinemarolling/law-abiding-citizen-two-steps-short-of-perfection/" target="_blank">Gerard Butler</a> hated being a lawyer. To be precise, he hated having to wear a suit and be in an office all day, especially when so many festivals were taking place. Oh, yes. King Leonidas is a university graduate. He just preferred pursuing an acting career instead and we are just grateful.</p>
<p><a href="http://socyberty.com/people/five-reasons-to-love-gerard-butler/" target="_blank">5 Reasons to Love Gerard Butler</a></p>
<p><a href="http://cinemaroll.com/cinemarolling/21-posts-on-gerard-butler-so-far-so-gerard-butler/" target="_blank">All Gerard Butler posts</a></p>
<p><strong>John Malkovich</strong>: office supply store, school bus driver, house painter, landscaper for gardening company&hellip;</p>
<p>Now that&rsquo;s one miscellaneous non-acting resume!</p>
<p><strong>Mel Gibson- KFC</strong></p>
<p>All young <a href="http://socyberty.com/people/fun-mustache-poll-do-you-prefer-these-actors-with-or-without/" target="_blank">Mel Gibson</a> could think about was surfing and girls. He was working at KFC when his sister filled in an application for acting school behind his back.</p>
<p><a href="http://cinemaroll.com/cinemarolling/all-about-mel-a-fun-yet-fair-mel-gibson-tribute/" target="_blank">Mel Gibson Trivia</a></p>
<p><a href="http://cinemaroll.com/cinemarolling/11-great-mel-gibson-films-you-should-consider-watching/" target="_blank">11 Fun Mel Gibson Films</a></p>
<p><strong>Simon Baker- bricklayer</strong></p>
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<p>Previously The Guardian, and now <a href="http://pinartarhan.com/blog/the-mentalist-starring-simon-baker/" target="_blank">The Mentalist</a>, Simon Baker worked as a bricklayer. Now, that ought to help his fitness&hellip;Plus, he has been surfing since his teens.</p>
<p><a href="http://factoidz.com/simon-baker-trivia-21-facts-about-australian-actor-simon-baker/" target="_blank">Simon Baker Trivia</a></p>
<p><strong>Josh Holloway</strong>- picking up dead chickens at a farm, construction, modeling</p>
<p>If there is one CV that mixes glamour and hard labor, it is <a href="http://socyberty.com/people/22-tall-actors-from-hollywood/2/" target="_blank">Josh Holloway</a>&rsquo;s &ndash; a.k.a Sawyer from Lost.</p>
<p>As you see above, he did pick up dead chickens as a farm He also did construction work. He modeled. He also got a real estate license, in case his career didn&rsquo;t pick up. Then Lost came up&hellip;</p>
<p><strong>Kevin Costner</strong>- drove a bus to Hollywood star&rsquo;s houses tours, modeled</p>
<p><img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/readers/2010/08/29/kevin_1.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/readers/2010/08/29/costner1_1.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p>Kevin Costner was one of the ultimate hunks of the 80s and 90s so a modeling career makes sense. But the fact that he took people to Hollywood&rsquo;s stars homes, only to become an even bigger star himself&hellip;</p>
<p>Now, that is just poetic.</p>
<p><a href="http://pinartarhan.com/blog/kevin-costner-an-amazing-lead-who-should-just-stay-away-from-sci-fi/" target="_blank">Kevin Costner Trivia</a></p>
<p><strong>Renee Zellweger- cocktail waitress at a strip club</strong></p>
<p>Probably this is the least interesting one as most actors are known for having waited while they worked to get auditions.</p>
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		<title>Ozzy Osbourne</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Aug 2010 00:23:26 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ozzy  Osbourne has many faces of media &#8211; is a recognized forefather of heavy  metal, stoned manic teetering on the brink of death and brblaj&iacute;c&iacute; comic  figure from the television series. His musical performances often fluctuate, but he never gave up rock and its image. Perhaps because Ozzy is more than just a singer, is a symbol of the whole era and environmental attitudes. A Czech town in more than one day find someone who hears the nickname Ozzy. </p>
<p>Ozzy Osbourne was born in Birmingham UK in 1948 in a working class family. From high school &#8220;skyrocketed&#8221; at fifteen, worked in factories and slaughterhouses, and hanging out with friends. The  former classmate, Tommie Iommim then founded a group that was based on  the raw blues (their oldest songs have included as well as solos on  harmonica). When Geezer Butler of Black Sabbath wrote the text according to one horror movie, the band name was decided. </p>
<p>1969 was a year of hippies, folk, soul and classic rock. Black Sabbath, but wanted to play differently and many are regarded as a madman. The first single Evil Woman logically failed, was too dark and furious. </p>
<p>Combination  of seemingly monotonous, brutal riffs, and neučesanosti complainingly  vykřikovan&yacute;ch depressive group enjoyed the lyrics and recorded in the  style of a brilliant album, Black Sabbath (1970), which then critique  rather condemned, but today&#8217;s critics agree on the contrary, it was a  revolution in the history of music. When they filmed the second album Paranoid, studying at the last minute came up with the same name song. One of the biggest hits of the world said was a half hour. <br />Solo career </p>
<p>Followed  by other boards Master of Reality, Volume 4 and Sabbath Bloody Sabbath,  but at the end of the seventies were a Ozzy so deep in drugs, that his  own teammates fired. </p>
<p>Osbourne began issuing solo albums (the first was the Blizzard of Ozz) and still succeed, but musically it was not essential. <br />American Christians soon began to protest Osbournově behavior (famous for biting the bat) and the alleged Satanism. Ozzy has always claimed that this is a joke. <br />In the nineties interested in album No More Tears and returned to the top plate with extra Ozzmosis. He began to organize a huge festival Ozzfest with his wife Sharon. </p>
<p>Later appeared in the television series The Osbournes (2002-2005), and many began to wonder if it is not mentally disturbed. A  number of interviews and television appearances he has proved confused,  slowly and uncertainly artikuluj&iacute;c&iacute;ho man appeared and speculation, if  not suffering from any serious illness.</p>
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		<title>A Bright Day in Rock and Roll, Ozzy Osbourne Not Dead at 61</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 15:03:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ozzy osbourne the legendary rock star is very much alive and kicking. He has recently launched his latest album "scream" and is all set to go on a concert tour across the US and Uk starting this June 29th at the leas cliff hall in the UK.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am quite disgusted with the rumour monger, click hungry post on ozzy osbourne&#8217;s death, he is not dead for sure. I don&#8217;t know what to say of this strategy to get to the number one spot on triond. And unassuming readers do go on visiting this particular post.</p>
<p>Imagine more than 2 to 3 thousand hits per day must be the count. And triond must have received so many complaints about it, but all on deaf ears. I don&#8217;t even have much words to say about the author, I would like to interview him or her on these tactics and what drives him to do this. I really want to know his thoughts and ideas and feelings on this. What kind of person will write these things?</p>
<p><a href="http://commons.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Ozzy_Osboune.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/readers/2010/06/02/ozzyosboune_1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></p>
<p>Image via <a href="http://commons.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Ozzy_Osboune.jpg" target="_blank">Wikipedia</a></p>
<p>Imagine, everyone he writes about is also a human being, with loved ones, dependents and dreams to full fill.</p>
<p>That said, let me also say that all famous people&#8217;s orbituaries are usually written in advance by most newspapers and kept aside. As they want to be ready with the stuff when it happens for quick publishing, hence all the research and details are already filled in.</p>
<p>That way we can excuse what this writer does. Only thing is one should never trust what is written by this person, even if it is true, just dont waste your clicks and comments. The wrost thing is genuine news title or headline may get sidelined as trash due to this misinformation.</p>
<p><a href="http://commons.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Ozzy.png" target="_blank"><img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/readers/2010/06/02/ozzy_2.png" alt="" border="0" /></a></p>
<p>Image via <a href="http://commons.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Ozzy.png" target="_blank">Wikipedia</a></p>
<p><a href="http://commons.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Ozzy_Osbourne.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/readers/2010/06/02/ozzyosbourne_1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></p>
<p>Image via <a href="http://commons.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Ozzy_Osbourne.jpg" target="_blank">Wikipedia</a></p>
<p><a href="http://commons.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Ozzy_Osbourne.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/readers/2010/06/02/ozzyosbourne_1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></p>
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<p>For more on ozzy osbourne and his biography and current activitives visit his official website ozzy.com</p>
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		<title>Ronnie James Dio Dead at Age 67</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2010 09:19:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Former Black Sabbath front man has passed away.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It is a sad fact that former Black Sabbath&nbsp;front man&nbsp;and&nbsp;legend, the grandfather of metal, Ronnie James Dio or commonly&nbsp;referred&nbsp;to as just Dio&nbsp;unfortunately has lost his battle with stomach cancer. A pioneer of the heavy metal genre of music, Dio will be remembered for his successful stint as lead singer for Black Sabbath and for his famous solo career.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Dio originally started his career with folk rock bands such as Elf and Rainbow before replacing Ozzy Osbourne as lead signer for Black Sabbath in 1979. Enjoying a successful period in his career, Dio left Black Sabbath in 1982 to start his own solo project, for which he is widely known for today. Cult classics such as &#8220;Holy Diver&#8221; and &#8220;Rainbow in the Dark&#8221; propelled Dio from a heavy metal&nbsp;favorite to being one of Britain&#8217;s most successful and&nbsp;renowned&nbsp;solo artists of his time.&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>
<p>Recently in 2006, Dio rejoined his former Black Sabbath band mates to record a new album and tour under the aptly named moniker of &#8220;Heaven and Hell&#8221;, the title of the first album recorded by Black Sabbath with Dio as lead singer.&nbsp;</p>
<p>As we look back on whats has been a prosperous and wonderful career for such a talented and loved musician, we pay homage to his lasting heavy metal legacy and wish him the best rocking out in &#8220;Heaven and Hell&#8221;&#8230;</p>
<p>Ronnie James Dio passed away on the 17th of May 2010 at age 67 due to stomach cancer.&nbsp;</p>
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		<title>What to Not Do If Madonna or Eminem is Stalking You</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Apr 2010 19:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After years of bizarre celebrity stalkings, I have learned the hard way about what not to do. First of all, forget getting the authorities involved, as nobody is going to believe you.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Help, I&#8217;m being stalked by Madonna and Eminem, and Iin&#8217;m trying not to make a fuss. Look at them, their faces are smooth, neither of them are showing any visible emotion whatsoever, so, I have no nonverbal clues as to why this is happening. However, as long as they aren&#8217;t going to admit to stalking me, neither of them have any room to aggressively pursue me, so, I just sort of get out of the firing line. You know, I have to avoid traffic, or smelling like I&#8217;m panicking, or getting visibly upset myself, I have to be careful to avoid walking into moving cars, or tripping over curbs, or looking unfriendly and upsetting movie extras, squirrels, or seagulls. I don&#8217;t worry about upsetting pigeons, honestly, sometimes, the movie extras roast them during the winter.</p>
<p>So, I&#8217;m quietly in a panic,&nbsp;and I&#8217;ve ducked into a coffee shop and bought a cup of coffee, casually, as if by accident, slithering through shops to be invisible. Unfortunately, I&#8217;ve&nbsp;wandered into a coffee shop and Ozzy Osbourne is there telling me to go to Los Angeles. Ozzy Osbourne does not stalk people, and I actually pestered the man, as guess I was just a little bit distressed, although, I did not sit down, as I was not invited to sit down. I really didn&#8217;t want to pester Ozzy Osbourne, so I excused myself and left. I mean, I&#8217;m trying not to be rude, and, well, excuse me, or excuse me not, I had just thought the Oz man to be some random individual wearing a pretty cool outfit straight out of the 19th century. Maybe I thought that he was a Stanford professor or something, teaching a time travel class, gee, that was an embarrasing moment, when I realized that I was actually overtly talking to a, a what, a celebrity? It wasn&#8217;t that bad of a conversation, and I got out of that one, without major social damage, as I really had not been invited to chat. Besides that, my brain is down, and I really didn&#8217;t have much to offer in the way of anything of value to the Ozzy Osbourne.</p>
<p>Madonna&#8217;s gone, Eminemis gone, I don&#8217;t see them, I&#8217;ve successfully evaded them, I think. I don&#8217;t want to mess witheither of them, and both of these celebrities have enormous amounts of bodyguards and staff. So much for getting another digital&nbsp;camera from a pawn shop and taking photos of seagulls, algae, and&nbsp;beach sand today.</p>
<p>If one is being stalked by celebrities, one just doesn&#8217;t call the police. That&#8217;s just out &#8211; if the celebrities call the police on you, they call the police on you. Stay home, don&#8217;t answer the phone, it might be a celebrity or something, or get your phone number changed to an unlisted phone number so they have to stop calling.</p>
<p>Then, I wandered to the back of the coffee shop, and Bill Murray was there. Sure, he even invited me over the apartment, however, he made it very clear that he thought that I was bothering him, and that he wasn&#8217;t interested in me. Bill Murray has also fooled me another time, I thought that he was some sort of homeless person, and he looked at me when I offered a food donation like I was completely insane. I thought that maybe this was some random individual who had spent his entire fortune on plastic surgery in order to look like a celebrity, or someone who just happened to look like the celebrity by some odd coincidence. Or, maybe he was a census worker doing a count of people doing shopping on Thanksgiving, for some secret Department of Commerce census. Perhaps he&#8217;s figured out that I&#8217;m not the person who is calling him or writing him or emailing him, maybe it&#8217;s someone who is a celebrity who I was acquainted with prior to their celebrityhood. Maybe he was out doing a census on frogs, hey, I&#8217;m not a frog, I&#8217;m not qualified to fill out that census. I don&#8217;t know anything about Bill Murray, I never worked with him, or for him, or went to school with him. Ask Bill Murray about Eminem and he might wear a blond wig for you while doing a comedy routine.</p>
<p>Being around the Los Angeles area really wasn&#8217;t that bad, there were lots of things to photograph, and lots of people to photograph, as well as thousands of celebrities and millions upon millions of people and tourists. I found hundreds of photos of Angelina Jolie in a box,&nbsp;as well as all sorts of papers, sitting by a porch,&nbsp;which I put back exactly where they were. I didn&#8217;t want to have Angelina Jolie stalking me. Not knowing the local custom, I guessed that the box was probably not on curbside alert, even if it was by the front porch of a random apartment building. I&#8217;d hoped it was an empty box with a couple of pens, but, no, it was a box full of all kinds of papers and photographs from some important celebrity, probably meant for some toadie.</p>
<p>I worked with a few people prior to their becoming famous, and I really don&#8217;t bother these people now, as I just don&#8217;t have anything to offer in the way of thank you notes or really great video cards with sound to their agents. Sure, celebrities need cheering up. However, fans stalking a celebrity only leads to a celebrity stalking me, as if I have an answer to what to do when being stalked, which I don&#8217;t happen to have.</p>
<p>Most celebrities actually do get stalked by some random person who needs to find another hobby to pursue. Unfortunately, the celebrities that I get stalked by are evidently the very same celebrities who get stalked by a lot of people, who the police ignore. One of their ways of coping is to lodge complaints about me, and the police listen, the police laugh, and the police shake their heads.</p>
<p>Celebrities are generally very touchy people, probably with tons of people who would like to stalk them, so I try to avoid them. It isn&#8217;t like a celebrity isn&#8217;t a human being, it&#8217;s just that thousands of people would like to hang out with a celebrity, and right now, I have a lot of work to do.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t do anything when celebrities stalk me, as there is nothing to be done. When a stretch limo goes around and around a neighborhood, aimlessly driving about, the neighbors look out the window, and don&#8217;t do anything, either, generally. If I don&#8217;t go into stores to work, I don&#8217;t find out who these celebrities are. That&#8217;s just fine by me, as I cannot handle a celebrity following, and I don&#8217;t have much of any other following.</p>
<p>Right now, I&#8217;m studying videography, working on videos to entertain frogs that are in various medical facilities, sick&nbsp;from some amphibian&nbsp;virus. Frogs like small video, video of nature, of tiny creatures, and really aren&#8217;t into rock music or comedies. Scientists have proven this &#8211; frogs like movies that are geared towards frog viewing. There&#8217;s been a mysterious die-off of the frog population in many areas, and scientists are worried about the frogs, the little guys cannot live in the labs forever, we need to have frogs out in the wild, too. There&#8217;s lots of small-scale endangered species who really appreciate little movies and photos. The frogs, the real frogs, really are not interested in watching movies containing human actors. Small reptiles and amphibians amuse frogs, movie stars like bearded dragons, geckos, chameleons, minature african fresh water turtles, neon tetras are the sorts of movie stars that interest frogs. What interests the frogs interests me, and making an enjoyable video for the frogs to watch isn&#8217;t easy.</p>
<p>I didn&#8217;t see too many frogs around Los Angeles or the suburbs of Los Angeles, and I spent weeks looking for them, just a few loose turtles, and some small lizards, a couple of escaped pet chameleons and a lot of wild birds like egrets that sometimes eat frogs. There were probably a lot of celebrities around, however, I really wasn&#8217;t paying attention to their concerns, and their producers and directors more than likely had a ton of work for them to do, so they had no time to bother me. I didn&#8217;t meet Godzilla, the star of the Godzilla movies, or any huge lizards like I&#8217;ve been told wander around Los Angeles. It&#8217;s even in print, in the book <u>Weird California</u>, that there are giant lizards that are rumored to wander around Los Angeles. Now, that would be something for a celebrity to stalk, a minature&nbsp;Godzilla. The lizard probably could not be taller than five or six feet tall, and it would definitely be an eccentric hobby worthy of a major entertainer. Think of all the photos, Eminem discovers human-sized lizard walking around Los Angeles.</p>
<p>Think of the headlines: <strong>Madonna to appear with Godzilla</strong> in concert venue, or <strong>Eminem Uses Godzilla as Opening Act</strong>. There&#8217;s a lot more to be profited from by way of celebrities stalking komodo dragons than there is by way of celebrities stalking humans, such as babysitting jobs. Komodo dragons have lots of babies, and celebrities have limos, with lots of room to store baby dragons. Komodo dragons are like iguanas, high maintenance pets that need a lot of attention.</p>
<p>There are probably dozens of celebrities who would benefit from being monitored by a monitor lizard, or having their karma improved by a komodo dragon.</p>
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