Don’t throw a lame party featuring green clothing and even greener beer. Celebrate in true Irish style with the rich foods and culture that is the Emerald Isle. Your guests will think they’ve hit the proverbial pot of gold for that evening.

Not everyone is meant to be a criminal mastermind. Would you be better at a life of crime than these people?

Thanksgiving is a time for pigging out and loosening your belt in an easy chair while enjoying a football game or two. It’s also a time to avoid foods cooked by someone who has trouble boiling water and ignores expiration dates.