I feel like a dinosaur right about now.

Waiting for a snowball to b*tchslap me and kill me.

It just seems like the more famous you get, the more reptilian you become. Apparently there are a lot of “proofs” out there about shapeshifting people. And about how various artists are “the devil”. Sometimes, those same people are part of the Illuminati. Is this a package deal or are people just going nuts?

I can’t watch a music video of Lady Gaga anymore without seeing at least one other video suggestion of some 12-year old nerd explaining the all-so-clear reasons why she’s the devil. And if I click on that, well…it just goes downhill from there.

Suddenly everybody’s Satan, there are horns and crosses flyin’ about, and I just feel like I wanna flag something.

What’s even scarier is that it doesn’t even have to be Lady Gaga. Eminem, Katy Perry, news reporters… they’re all in.

Everybody is The Devil Himself. Everybody is a shapeshifting reptilian. Everybody is part of the Illuminati.

Enough with the devil!

Where are all the Jesuses?!

Why is it easier to find “proof” of all these celebrities being a motherf*!@ing reptilian than it is of them being HUMAN?

If we keep up with this, 20 years from now there will be no more races. There will be…breeds. There will be no more african-american, caucasian, asian, latino and so on people. Instead we will have reptilians, vampires, werewolves, robots, dragons and pigeon-people.

They will capture footage of humans and present them on national television as paranormal evidence.

I don’t care if it’s true or not. Triond doesn’t pay me more if it is. Nor does my mother love me any less if it isn’t.

I don’t understand how people have gotten to the point where they’re just so sure that every artist has to sell their soul to the devil and write their name in blood on the contract.

B*tch, we use a pen now.

So unless they care to make it a public matter, let them artists have a shred of private life and keep their religious beliefs to themselves.

And if they say they’re on God’s side, let them be on God’s side and quit trying to prove “the world” wrong.

You’re not scaring anyone.

You’re just being annoying as hell.

I just said “hell”.

Maybe I’m the devil too.

The problem with the word Illuminati is its associated with to many groups. When you hear the word Illuminati a lot comes to mind reptilians blood lines, aliens, Egypt, the skull and bones, new world order, Freemasons, weather manipulation, even the knight Templar and DI Vince just to name a few.Illuminati is an umbrella term that i all to often caught myself using when referring to the shadow government.

The reason I am addressing this issue is I’m tired every time I bring up the Federal reserve or bilderberg i get grouped in with the “crazies”.You no, the people the think Obama is the anti Christ or who believe that the Rockefellers have reptilians blood in their veins.I also hate when I bring up Americas evil foreign policies and someone says “oh my god that is bad but i seen a lot of videos on lady gaga being in on it.”Really folks do u really think lady gaga is helping create the policies come on.I don’t care about lady gaga or any other celebrity, i care about the patriot act and the government trying to take away our 2ed amendment right to bear arms. I care about the Federal reserve creating hyper inflation and debasing our currency. I care about losing our national sovereignty and building 7, not hand signs or shakes.

I fill that myself and other liked minded people need to distance ourselves from the “crazies” as much as possible if we want anyone with common  sense to take us seriously. One way i believe we can start to achieve this is by abandoning the word Illuminati all together. When speaking to someone about the evil people be-hide the government try calling them by other names such as Global elitist,global banking cartels, or corporate elitist as to not be associated with the “crazies” 

The Reptoid Hypothesis states that there are a race of Draconian aliens known as Reptilians with the ability to shapeshift at will, and bring in the global government or New World Order, enslaving humanity along the way. The Illuminati, or the enlightened ones are either Reptilians themselves, human-alien hybrids, or those who possess supernatural demonic powers for helping bring about the New World Order.

Some of the famous Reptilians that David Icke has named are George W. Bush, all the Bush’s actually, Queen Elizabeth II and her relatives, the leader of freemasonry, the Clinton family, and several world leaders and their relatives. Icke claims they want to preserve their Reptilian bloodlines, which is why they often breed within their own families.

Icke has a large assortment of conspiracies theories to keep up with including 9/11, underground UFO bases, the actual moon being a UFO, the New World Order being run by aliens, governments all interconnected and supporting the Reptilian aliens, ritualistic sacrifice to protect the Reptilians, “videos” of actual shapeshifting all over Youtube, and every major catastrophe being a result of the Illuminati. How does he keep from stumbling over his own words in over 18 books and worldwide lectures?

Icke also believes that everyone in the world is literally trapped in a Matrix, that politicians run a worldwide pedophile ring, that all being are reincarnted to different worlds upon death, and that human beings are part of a breeding program that has been in existence since the arrival of Reptilians on planet earth.

The Reptilians are an ancient, alien race named the Anunnaki, which are mentioned in dozens of ancient religions, were the original species on earth and created humans through evolution in laboratories. Most of these Reptilians live underground in a massive underworld that is as large as the world on the surface of the earth. The original Reptilians formed what is known as the Babylonian brotherhood.

Reptilians made it into politics by kidnapping and interbreeding with humans. The Nephilim are the “sons of God” mentioned in Genesis Chapter 6, and in the apocryphal Book of Enoch, and were the first Reptilians to experiment with cross-breeding.

Icke presents plenty of “evidence” in the form of his own words declaring once conspiracy theory as fact. Once one theory is a fact, it is easy to prove the next conspiracy theory is a fact. It is a neverending cycle of conspiracies proven true with other conspiracy theories. As a genius con-artist or delusional man, Icke has taken every major conspiracy theory you can think of, and rolled them up into one giant ball of theories. Then each theory is proven true by a previous theory. This is the neverending cycle of his theories.

Reptilians run the New World Order and have take all the political positions of power, or are controlling them. Now everyone must run in fear, as Reptilians are known to feast on human blood during “Satanic rituals” that are held in underground caverns.

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Subterranean Reptilian    by Bill M. Tracer

Before these questions can be answered, it might be beneficial to classify or categorize the available data into different types. Similar to the three data groupings laid out by Richard Dolan in his UFO history writings, I’d divide UFO and ET related data into four discrete categories.  

Four Types of UFO / Alien Data

1)     Tangible: physical trace evidence, photo/video data, & confirmed government documents

2)     Probable: testimony of witnesses, experiencers, abductees, contactees, etc.

3)     Possible: rumors, leaks, conspiracies, lore, reclassified mythology and/or archeology

4)     Esoteric: channeled, psychically or Akashically accessed, remotely viewed information

Please bear in mind that we could have either hoaxes and/or disinformation mixed into and included within any of these categories, and very probably do. Some hoaxes and misleading disinformation have been revealed in past cases, but it is inevitable that a portion, in fact probably a great deal remain unexposed.

Richard Dolan divides the data into three groups, appearing to make no distinction between the possible rumor type and the esoteric or remotely viewed type. While this esoteric type may be similar to rumors and lore, it seems to have a distinct origin, and should therefore have its own category. Just as these data types relate to UFOs and Extraterrestrials in general, they equally apply to the question of reptilian aliens, specifically.

Data Weight

The order of these data types is no accident. They are ordered, according to my view, by their weight priorities, with number one having the greatest amount of weight, and number four having the least weight. Note that I qualify this statement with the phrase, “according to my view”. For I expect that some would have a different view of how much weight these various broad categories of information should be given.

Just because I give these data types progressively less weight, doesn’t mean I discredit any of them, as a whole. For instance, some information from category four could be just as valid as certain information from category one, even though not everyone will see the information from this forth type as being equally credible. The more skeptical your approach to the data, very probably the least credit you will give to the esoteric category. While I understand that and tend to lean that way somewhat myself, I will not completely rule it out. I’m not big on trance channelers and have been known to see some of them as out of work actors who’ve found a novel way to make a living. Cynical though that may be, I will not apply that qualifier to all trance channelers, but only certain ones, like say, those living in the Hollywood, CA area, for example.

While there seems to be plenty of data from the second, third and forth categories regarding these Reptoids, I have yet to find anything from category one that stands to the test of credulity or has very much weight to it. I find the so-called video and photo analysis of suspected Humans descended of Reptilian/Human hybrids unimpressive and frankly evidence of little more than the vivid imaginations of those conducting this supposed analysis.

In all fairness, I will say that I found this Youtube video interesting:

I’ll freely admit that some of the moments were a bit disquieting, though, I’m strongly inclined to think that what we’re looking at here is a poor copy of a copy of a copy of an originally poor quality low resolution video, which produced considerable distortions and weird video artifacts. Also the “vertical” pupil effect is obviously due to considerable light glare creating that particular illusion. Either that or she’s a “reptilian” who was having a hard time keeping her chameleon-like human appearance functioning; said with the wink of a “cat-eye”.  

Extraterrestrial?  Extradimensional? Or Subterranean Descended of Dinosaurs?

If real, where are these Reptoids from? Do we really even have a clue? Are they extraterrestrial, extradimensional, or descended of intelligent dinosaurs who went underground and survived the great extinctions of their cousins? Perhaps in some way, all three, or as a friend of mine likes to say, it’s all of the above.

Shape shifting?

David Icke talks about this one a lot, and asserts to have heard the testimony of many who claim to have witnessed this shape shifting process occurring before their eyes. While this type of evidence falls into category two, it doesn’t have as much weight as direct testimony, with which the credibility of the witness can be scrutinized. Rather, his assertions are more like hearsay, since he doesn’t tend to let us know who his sources are.

Telepathically Imposed Illusion or Actual Physical Changing of Shape?

If not actual physical, then how could they impose this illusion onto photographs? Some have suggested it is a more highly evolved chameleon-like ability enhanced by an imposed telepathic illusion. This still fails to explain how such folks could be photographed and the illusion not fall apart. Can a camera be telepathically fooled? That seems pretty unlikely. With our lives increasingly video monitored, it seems hard to believe that such beings could remain hidden among us, unless they were the ones controlling all video cameras the world over. That too, seems rather unlikely, and hard to swallow.

What about 2012? Do the Reptilians have plans for 2012?

There appears to be an attempt by some to create a critical mass in the beliefs of folks about 2012. It is a manipulation of public perception, but for what purpose? Are these “prophecies” really warnings or an agenda to create the very problem they pretend to warn us about? Some of these prophets of doom, including David Icke, suggest that these Reptilians and their Human families descended of the “hybrid” project are working toward global domination, and that one of their plots involves orchestrating a global catastrophic event to correspond with the 2012 “end of days”, after which they will pull all the strings of the remnant population surviving this artificially manufactured catastrophe. Is David Icke onto something, or is he just trying to sell his latest book? Some have suggested that David Icke is a puppet of those spreading disinformation, or that the campaign for orchestrating this artificial global catastrophe is real, just not being carried out by Reptilians, rather by Humans of a secret society type, with the same world domination agenda that Mr. Icke ascribes to the Reptilians. Conspiracy theories abound, but where is the weight?

Is David Icke just afraid of lizards?

Akashic Accessing

Meanwhile, there are those who claim the gift of accessing the Akashic Record, who say these Reptilians are indeed descended of intelligent dinosaurs, and live both within the Earth and out in space. They have colonized other planets and have formed alliances with other beings of a similar reptilian nature. Their attempts to take the Earth’s surface back from Humanity will fail, but unfortunately there will be costs to both sides. While, Humanity will survive and in some ways be made stronger by this conflict, it is by no means certain that these Reptoids will survive. Total genocide of this life form may be necessary in order to insure a complete end to all conflict. Realities split on this issue. There are some time-lines in which coexistence will be achieved after some conflict. There are also time-lines in which the conflict goes on for a great deal of time with heavy casualties on both sides. But then there are additionally time-lines in which Humanity will quickly squash this enemy with breathtaking swiftness. No matter how it goes down, Humanity will endure and ultimately not be dominated by these entities.

Are all Reptilians bad?

Under category 3, in the vein of reclassified mythology and/or archeology, it is interesting to note that both the Hopi and Apache Native North American people have legends of the “snake people” that they say live deep underground. According to a specific Hopi myth, there was a time long ago when a terrible cataclysm occurred on the surface of the Earth, and the snake men came up and helped the distant ancestors of the Hopi, taking them down to their subterranean city, where they stayed until the surface was safe again for the people to return. It is interesting to note that these Hopi legends seem to center on the desert mesas of New Mexico, near Dulce, NM, a location still “hot” today with Reptilian lore, See:

Probing Deeper Into The Dulce ‘Enigma’ by John Rhodes

Enchanted Mesa Image Source: Wikipedia Commons

Final Analysis

In the end, whether we believe in videos that capture moments of the inner Reptilian, or controversial conspiracy theories, or optimistic Akashic psychics telling us we won’t be dominated, or even native American myths, the Reptoid question remains just that, a question. Are they real? Or are they imaginary lizard men inhabiting our nightmares? Are they the modern version of dragons? Or for that matter are our nightmares of lizard men and our fancies of dragons a part of our lives precisely because these Reptilians have been living beneath us throughout our entire history, and perhaps even secretly tinkering with us all that time? In the final analysis, I’m afraid when it comes to Reptilians; we’re left with more questions than answers. Usually when that’s the case, I have but one appropriate response; more research required.  

To read more on related subjects by this same writer see:

Is the Brookings Report Now Obsolete?

UFO Cover-up: Why?

When Extraterrestrials Arrive Will You Be Ready – Part 1

When Extraterrestrials Arrive Will You Be Ready – Part 2

Official Denial of Alien Ambassadorship

Extraterrestrial Interactions With Humanity

Did Extraterrestrials Form a Basis of Ancient God Myths?

The organization has been around since 1969. M.U.F.O.N. investigates reports of aerial phenomena and related anomalies.

It is broken down into states and regions. Field Investigators must pass a test and are required to use specific protocols when investigating reports of U.F.O.s.

Many members of M.U.F.O.N. are former military personnel. Some of these people had high clearances when they were in the service and were involved with secret projects or had experiences that were not explained.

M.U.F.O.N. has high standards for its leadership. They are all well-respected researchers with high levels of education.

M.U.F.O.N. chapters hold monthly meetings. You will find a local chapter at their web site: www.mufon.org.

Every year, M.U.F.O.N. holds a national symposium featuring a variety of speakers and an exciting vendor area, where you can purchase all kinds of U.F.O.-related items. A lot of authors who have written books on the U.F.O. phenomenon turn out for these events.

In recent years, the annual M.U.F.O.N. Symposium has been held in Denver, Colorado. This is probably the biggest U.F.O. convention in the U.S. and you’re sure to see some famous faces if you are fond of radio programs like Coast to Coast AM with Art Bell and George Noory.

Again, you will find details about the Symposium and membership in M.U.F.O.N. when you visit the web site: www.mufon.org.

The Lizard People exist in a parallel dimension invisible to us under normal circumstances.

All our world leaders are really Lizard People, masquerading as human beings. They can be identified only when they accidentally ” morph ” , briefly revealing lizard skin, reptilian eyes, etc.

All other conspiracy theories are really red-herrings put out by the Lizard People; Nazis, Illuminati, UFOs, everything is really down to the Lizard People, who may or may not have a base on Nibiru, Mars or some other nearby planet.

Ever looked at DNA? Go on, look really close at that spiral; kinda lizardy, innit?

Atoms are made of light; only 10% of the universe mass consists of light-based matter; the other 90% is invisible to us because we are trapped within the construct of the ” physical “universe visible to our ” physical ” senses; our sensory organs themselves are part of the illusion and perceive only light.

2012 will signal the start of a spiritual holocaust to wipe out all free-thinkers and awakened consciousnesses on Earth; all who remain will be trapped forever as purely physical drones to serve as the slaves of the Lizard People, who are themselves soulless and without divine consciousness.