A guide on what to buy for certain people.

Christmas is in the air and Santa Claus is all too busy reading his mails and making and deciding the gifts for Christmas!

Ever wonder about the origin of some of our Christmas traditions? So do I! But I didn’t feel like researching the answers, so I made some up.

The Truth behind Christmas.

What Santa is doing when he isn’t delivering presents.

The holes that I have poked in the logic of the being known as Santa Clause.

Everyone celebrates Christmas in different ways. Some people are very traditional. Some people are completely over the top. Some people don’t celebrate Christmas at all. And some people are a little odd…

It seems like every family has those Santa pictures of the kids — you know Santa looks annoyed and the kid is terrified. I lovingly call it our yearly Christmas torture.

The greatest Christmas miracle of all!

Gimme this! Gimme that! For hundreds of years the children of the world have been making outrageous and unfair demands from a lovely old man who doesn’t even have a pension plan. Well, kids, we hope you’re happy. The old man has finally snapped. As a direct result of your voracious and selfish requests, Santa has had an identity, a mid-life, a gender and an alcohol crisis all at the same time. Shame on you! Are you happy now? Are you?