After three years of research, Carlos Estevez, announces a breakthrough treatment for addiction.

A cross between a hare and an antelope, this rare whimsical antlered creature is rarely seen by sober, upstanding citizens. It is elusive and exceedingly fast when frightened and can be extremely dangerous when cornered or provoked. And purportedly to the lucky few whom have taken one in the hunt claim that they taste just like lobster.