Employment Opportunities When Times Are Bad
There are many offerings for employment. The economy is bad, and it looks like employers are following suit.
Help Wanted. Help Needed. Help!
There are some very attractive job offers available daily. Employers, in there gracious efforts to assist the wounded victims of a lethal economic disaster, are reaching out to do their part. However, their part is often nothing short of tossing a cement life-preserver into the turbulent, shark filled waters.
Employer: “Your the 200th person we have interviewed for this job.”
Job Seeker: “200? So, your saying I have chance for this opening.”
Employer: ”Its a good thing for us. We can choose from over qualified people and don’t have to pay them what they’re worth.”
Job Seeker: “Thank you. That makes feel better.”
Employer: “We do require that you are proficient in Excel, Word, Powerpoint, Web Design, MRP, Lean Manufacturing, know a second language, been to college…
Job Seeker: “Should I be taking notes?”
Employer: “Type 70 words per minute without errors, 10 key… , and pay is $8 to $9 per hour depending on experience and references.”
Job Seeker: “Do you validate?”
Another job offer just popped up. It’s so exciting to see things turning around. This add reads:
Must be a multi-tasking friendly team player who likes both physical work receiving furniture shipments and be poised and experienced in assisting very demanding customers.
You need not apply unless you are ready to work in a no air conditioning warehouse environment continuously. It is very hot during the Florida summer months. Don’t apply if you can’t take a little sweating. This is not a office job, however you do need computer skills, be a calm and cool person who can make the warehouse seem like an office to the customer and be the perfect host for our art and furniture warehouse emporium. You will need to wear a uniform always be neat appearing. This is a Fast-paced warehouse environment. You will be an important link on our small team. We are an Award winning company.
Hourly Position. Full time / Part time & Temporary position depending on our business, but remember we are Award winning, so business should be good. You will be a part of our success.
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