How to Turn Into a Workaholic in 12 Month

Month 1

Adopt a “first in, last out” policy toward office hour.

Month 2

Make sure you can receive and answer work email at home, “in case of emergency”.

Month 3

Let Your Boss Know Your To Do List Is Looking Bare.

Month 4

Spend one day a week “working from home:, either Saturday or Sunday.

Month 5

Develop a love hate relationship with the office snack-vending machine

Month 6

Get On first name term with the night cleaner

Month 7

Install a Microwave in your cubicle

Month 8

Donate Your Holiday Allowance to less important employees

Month 9

Acquire an ulcer and Boast about it around the office.

Month 10

Keep a Spare tooth brush in the office bathroom

Month 11

Spend Whole Night at Work, and telling your spouse you’re having an affair

Month 12

Get All your Mail redirected and move into the office permanently

Now, if You Follow this 12 month step, You Will be A workaholic for sure.