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Nine Favorite Places for Office Sex

Alone in the office, or just like being risky? Bring over your sexiest someone to try something a little different from your boring bedroom sexual activity.

So it’s another late night in the office. All of my co-workers have gone home. My mind starts wandering a bit while I continue to work. A dirty hip-hop song comes on, the kind I grew up with, about a particular rapper having the “magic stick.”

Suddenly, a friend messages me, someone a little long distance. We chat normally, but I do know how damn sexy he his, and it gets me to thinking… this is the perfect time for office sex. I’ve figured out there are about 9 places to try this:

  1. Desk:

    A classic idea. Must be sturdy, though… that is, if the guy knows what he’s doing.

  2. Swivel Chair:

    Comfortable like crazy. And it twists, must I say any more?

  3. Floor:

    There must be a clean spot somewhere… a bit cold, though.

  4. Sofa:

    Why is it so damn comfortable? I know it’s not for the people who sit there a grand total of 10 minutes waiting for an interview.

  5. Stairs:

    Probably the best for those short-tall couples. This way, the shorter one can go up higher to a more suitable level for the taller one.

  6. Kitchenette:

    The counter, definitely. Sit on the slab of marble and let the guy stand.

  7. Bathroom:

    A classic idea for those who think they’re “kinky.” Yet, still a goody, considering it offers the most privacy.

  8. Roof:

    Seriously, does anyone ever go out on the roof at your job? The only risk you have is being seen from the building next door that’s a few floors higher.

  9. Wall:

    This can be a little tough to maneuver… but not if the man lifts you, then he only works a little bit harder.

Editor’s Pick: The Elevator

On an ending note: I really wouldn’t mind usage of the corporate jet about now, to fly that handsome man over here… so he can make me fly. *smirk*

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  1. Matvey

    On August 23, 2007 at 5:45 pm

    You’ve got to be kidding me!
    1)Bathroom? So you can enjoy the ‘aroma’?
    2) swivel chair – no way you can get any kind of balance on it. It will be hard working the ‘magic stick’ in and out, simply because the chair cannot stay fixed
    3)the wall……hahahahaha might as well not do it at all

  2. macy

    On August 23, 2007 at 6:02 pm

    haha cool ima have to try it sometime ;D,,and the think the bathrooms are pretty clean in a big rich office or maby like one of the privet ones too ^^

  3. un4m3d

    On August 23, 2007 at 11:00 pm

    All of these seem a bit hard for us guys, but we really don’t care as long as we’re gettin some. Funny article.

  4. Gemini

    On August 24, 2007 at 4:41 am

    I’ve done all of them but the stairs lol

    & to Matvey –
    1) Bathroom – not sure what kind of rat traps you work in, but my office has a professional cleaning crew that comes through nightly – as have all the previous offices I have ever worked in.
    2) Swivel Chair – works GREAT for reversed cowgirl/boy (guy/top sits down & then the girl/bottom sits on his lap)
    3) The Wall – freaking awesome, feeling the guys arms around you, trusting him not to drop you, it can be extreme intimate, the tough part is finding the guy with the strength and stamina to pull this one off.

    So in closing – Matvey, stop being so negative, get out from in front of your computer, explore the world & let your inner creativity soar. You’ll be a much happier person as a result.

    - The Rambling Gemini

  5. Kristina

    On August 24, 2007 at 11:04 am

    Where’s the elevator?

  6. Tim

    On August 25, 2007 at 9:35 pm

    The swivel chair is awesome…if you can control it properly :) THE CHAIR THAT IS.

  7. Ima

    On August 26, 2007 at 1:09 am

    Okay boys and boi..

    If you’re determined, anything can work.. Well, unless the guy is over a certain age, then he’ll most likely need one of those little blue pills aka Viagra.

    AND the guy needs to know how to use his tool properly. Practice makes perfect! (just not in all cases) ha ha ha
    Great article, Ariela!!

  8. The Author

    On August 26, 2007 at 6:45 am

    Tim, my inspiration… thank you

  9. Ramki

    On September 8, 2007 at 2:49 pm

    Well guys. Be Practical. I work in a software company and to my goodness there are lot of awesome girls. But what to do ?? Everyone is working overnight :( (I mean working with computers :) ) I guess the best place to be having fun is home. call her to home to have privacy and you can do whatever u want. hee hee…

  10. Jack

    On November 6, 2007 at 9:53 am

    If you have to work overnight, you may as well have fun sometimes! The swivel chair is great, and the stairs are my favorite spot. Who uses the stairs anymore? It’s totally private where I work.

  11. Anathema

    On November 8, 2007 at 7:54 pm

    Chalk my vote up for bathrooms. In big offices, they tend to be roomy, clean, and often have a handicapped rail that’s useful to hang onto while your man hits it hard from behind. Just sayin’.

    Also–offices have fun things to use for toys! I have several metal rulers in my office that make me smile, remembering being spanked with them one night . . . and binder clips. You can have a lot of fun with binder clips . . .

  12. John the BLACK BAT Dec 2007

    On December 26, 2007 at 7:44 pm

    the place has to be exciting imaginative and you have to sieze the moment…so wherever she presents an oportunity you go for it and dont take no for an answer ( if you know the lady is for it of course) even if its not a long encounter the surprise and adrenaline rush makes for a terrific after feeling of shaking with excitement. Best places remembered as she walked up the hallway up against the wall and in to it–pushed her over the back of the lounge and went for it–in the pool made waves–tied up to the bed and prolonged the imaginative be exciting dont let the litle boy in you ever escape.

  13. Lizard King II

    On January 9, 2008 at 11:48 am

    I’ve participated in ALL of the mentioned locations at one time or another except the roof! (and the bonus location elevator!)

    I guess I need to search for work at firms in taller buildings!

    I will say though that where each of them were hot the one that went absolutely over the top (for both of us as I recall) was the swivel office chair! Better angles I guess but it was absolutely explosive for us both!

  14. Oh yeah!

    On January 23, 2008 at 11:02 pm

    Have you ever tried it in a nice-size closet or even a large storage room? I have. It’s great. But one time as I was doing a sexy lady from behind, she was pressing against a bookcase and pushed it over. It was hilarious. Thankfully, nobody heard us. The woman just needs to bend over a little, then I put it in and we’re off. It’s been great and can’t wait to do it again.

  15. Cameron

    On January 25, 2008 at 3:55 pm

    Wow… yes… office restrooms or bathrooms are better than you would think, ‘cuz in big, class A office buildings, they ARE roomy, clean, quiet (late at night), and almost luxurious, and somehow… well… appropriate… as if the architect and interior decorator had it in mind, all along. ;-)

    Best place I can remember was the private office of the female proprietor, a very classy lady. After everyone else had left for the day, we got to talking and holding hands, and it just happened. We tried out her office chair, desk, and love seat. She admitted she had never done it in her office, before. WOW! Like initiating a virgin! Yummy for both of us. And her bathroom WAS luxurious. So nice to have a place to tidy up, afterwards.

  16. JB

    On June 17, 2008 at 11:30 pm

    How about the BOSSs desk it has a locked door and the fact that it is the bosss desk awsome …I think i should be reprimanded by my supervisor…….

  17. smug

    On August 14, 2008 at 7:10 pm

    On an armless chair. Perfect for straddling the guy…. today actually ;p

  18. PB

    On September 5, 2008 at 10:55 am

    I always find the best place to have sex at work is up the back passage ;-)

  19. thomasmandrake

    On July 14, 2009 at 5:25 pm

    I have to admit I’ve had sex at work in all the locations listed including the elevator. My favorite though was the server room (I’m IT so I work late in the server room on more than occasion). It is cold in the server room (which adds another element of excitement) and there are plenty of hiding spots. Also few people spend much time in it due to the coldness. What happened to the old favorite of under the desk sex? I have had fun numerous times with one partner under the desk getting things started orally before pulling the other person under the desk for some fun.

    Like a good amount of people listed in the comments, good sex requires an attentive partner and an open mind. There are limitless possibilities when you open your mind and truly look around you. And an office supply closet provides numerous sex toys if you take the time to look at them with an open mind.

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