What is an Office Prick?

An office prick is the person who makes sexual reference and sexual puns to the attractive females in the office and will often offend them. When called to the bosses office says something like “well to be fair she has got a nice ass?” The office prick will send offensive emails to his fellow work mates and post them notes under their work stations. He will do childish things to keep himself amused and get through the work day and don’t care who he annoys unless it’s the boss and even then would have more confidence in pushing his luck than his other colleagues. The office prick may comment on his fellows male workers wives in a sexual manner especailly if there is pictures on display. 

The office prick won’t have many friends as he alienates people with his behaviour and makes people feel uncomfortable around him. But in his mind his workmates are laterally his work-mates and will try to get them to come out with him after work and will be sadly turned down. He will then claim his colleagues are more boring than him. So after work he willgo back to his empty flat and reflect on his loney life. He will be glad work is over but board as the office is where he is king.

The office prick will where bright shirts that are slightly out of place compared to the others in the office. He will have his shirt untucked and tie rather low. This will probably reflect his days at school as the class clown. He acts in such a manner because he can deal with the boring workday and finds it hard to get on with his work this may also link back to school.

Office parties are where he is at his prime. He will make fun of others dancing although he will display his prickish dancing and seize the moment to move in for the kill on his female colleagues. He will use sleizy chat up lines and may even try grabbing their asses. He will mainly go for shy chicks who he believes will not react but truth being they will go mental which still won’t stop him in the future. The office parties will be the only time he will get to party with his workmates although they willkeep their distance.

He will wind people up and play practical jokes which the others may find funny to start with but over time get far too much. Outside the office he doesn’t have half the confidence and outside the office will probably where he will end up as he may well get fired although his fast whit helps to dodge the bullet often. The same whit he always uses when winding up everyone.